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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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Have you ever considered that smelling fart is actually inhaling sh*t?
When you smell sh*t, you are actually sucking in the sh*t molecules thus injesting or inhaling sh*t.
When one farts, you should forewarn other to stop breathing and shutting their mouth for brief moment until the sh*t molecules dissipate.
How about a "Execuse me!  " |
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seoulsucker
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Location: The Land of the Hesitant Cutoff
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:38 pm Post subject: |
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I've let 'em rip on the subway before, but never while I was seated.
I usually just give a group of ajummas a good 'ol crop duster as I walk by to the next car.
By the way, the term crop duster is usually defined as letting one go directly into the nether regions of your significant other while being spooned.
I, however, have assigned it to more of a "fly by" status. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:01 pm Post subject: |
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| you forgot picking earwax with fingers. |
What better place than the subway for this? You can clean your ears and wipe the wax off on the seat. Someone else will clean it up...either on purpose or just in the course of sitting down. Perfect solution to the ear wax problem. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: |
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I really hope this thread doesn't end up as part of another KBS special - all hidden microphones on subway seats, children going to hakwon in gas masks, mass panic and cries of waegookin bangujaengideul.
Or maybe I do. I'm in two minds on the subject. |
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| seoulsucker wrote: |
I've let 'em rip on the subway before, but never while I was seated.
I usually just give a group of ajummas a good 'ol crop duster as I walk by to the next car.
By the way, the term crop duster is usually defined as letting one go directly into the nether regions of your significant other while being spooned.
I, however, have assigned it to more of a "fly by" status. |
This is particularly effective if you casually double-back from where you came, and then when you run into the odor that you previously left, stare accusingly at the nearest ajumma with your best sour lemon face. |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Better an empty house than a bad tenant, I always say! |
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riley
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
Location: where creditors can find me
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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| If I fart, I like to do it on a crowded subway, something about that total anti-social attitude makes me feel good. Generally though, I do it in class and I make them silent. So as I walk around the classroom there's a cloud surrounding the students. |
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dulouz
Joined: 04 Feb 2003
Location: Uranus
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:20 pm Post subject: |
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How to fart on the subway...
1) Wait for a stop
2)exit
3) fart
4) get back through a different door |
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ronnie
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Location: Wisteria Lane
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:52 pm Post subject: |
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| seoulsucker wrote: |
I usually just give a group of ajummas a good 'ol crop duster as I walk by to the next car.
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HAHAHA, LOLLERBALLZ AT THAT ONE!!$!@$@!$ |
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ronnie
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Location: Wisteria Lane
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| Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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There's some good responses going on here guys and girls!
Keep it up. It's good to not fight with each other about stuff that everyone already agrees on.... 
So, do you think it's more acceptable here? Or not?
I still think that it's not.
Oh....and a lot of Koreans do not know that I am a "Waygoooooooook" I'm Chinese. |
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rocklee
Joined: 04 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:56 am Post subject: |
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My boss used to come to my enclosed classroom at the end of the day to give me last minute work or some late notices.
He doesn't anymore |
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vox
Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Location: Jeollabukdo
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:49 am Post subject: |
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| seoulsucker wrote: |
I've let 'em rip on the subway before, but never while I was seated.
I usually just give a group of ajummas a good 'ol crop duster as I walk by to the next car.
By the way, the term crop duster is usually defined as letting one go directly into the nether regions of your significant other while being spooned.
I, however, have assigned it to more of a "fly by" status. |
Oh my God, I've been grasping for a catchy term for this technique of kharmic payback. Beautiful.
So if you let one go silently, and just move off the subway car in time for the invisible cloud to billow into the nostrils of other passengers, is that a crop duster too?
A childhood friend of mine referred to those as 'Pink Panther' farts, which was quite funny to us without knowing why. Maybe because the Pink Panther never said anything I guess, and yet he always caused disaster. That's hindsight though.
D-oh I said hindsight in fart thread! |
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animalbirdfish
Joined: 04 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:11 am Post subject: |
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| how many dates does it take for you to unapologetically fart in front of a girl? |
For me.....one. hahahahhaha.
My current GF (the one that I am here with) saw the worst of me the first night she met me.
I was at a very crowded "university" bar. I was paid a decent amount of money to table dance and I ended up stripping down to my boxer, ending with someone ripping dowm my boxers too....that's when the very large bouncers came for me.  Anyways, she happened to just walk out of the ladies room, just as I was pulling my pants down. She walked out to a sight of my skinny arse almost nekkid on a table amidst a cheering crowd of drunken college kids. Needless to say, I charmed her pants off....hahahah.
(fortunately, this is all on video hahahahahaha)
The next night we hung out, I farted hard. She was okay with it. Of course she thought it was gross, but it was good!!! I knew she was a keeper. hahahahaha. |
You sound like a real catch. |
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ronnie
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
Location: Wisteria Lane
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:41 am Post subject: |
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| animalbirdfish wrote: |
| ronnie wrote: |
| KWhitehead wrote: |
| how many dates does it take for you to unapologetically fart in front of a girl? |
For me.....one. hahahahhaha.
My current GF (the one that I am here with) saw the worst of me the first night she met me.
I was at a very crowded "university" bar. I was paid a decent amount of money to table dance and I ended up stripping down to my boxer, ending with someone ripping dowm my boxers too....that's when the very large bouncers came for me. Anyways, she happened to just walk out of the ladies room, just as I was pulling my pants down. She walked out to a sight of my skinny arse almost nekkid on a table amidst a cheering crowd of drunken college kids. Needless to say, I charmed her pants off....hahahah.
(fortunately, this is all on video hahahahahaha)
The next night we hung out, I farted hard. She was okay with it. Of course she thought it was gross, but it was good!!! I knew she was a keeper. hahahahaha. |
You sound like a real catch. |
Yes, you're right....of course...that's all i have to offer. Being a loud obnoxious prat.
Yes. How could I be so silly, I forgot that internet forum ettiquette is always indicative of a person's complete character.
Oh, and "sound" is the operative word here....hopefully, "catch" isn't. |
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rothkowitz
Joined: 27 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:47 am Post subject: |
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A Middle School teacher used to venture into my old room.
Suffice to say I put a stop to that.  |
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