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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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 Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: Re: donkey for sale |
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| ortiz1029 wrote: |
I'm not sure if this helps, but i have a used donkey I am willing to sell for 300,000 won. The back two legs are broken so I attached wheels. I'm looking into see how much it would cost to install a motor. If I do that, the price would probably increase.
The donkey's name is Violet. It usually sleeps in the shower, and it's diet consists of 20 lbs of kimchi and hardboiled eggs. Favorite movies include "Shrek" and "Tuesdays with Morrie." Daily exercise is crucial; I usually let it run on the treadmill for half an hour. Afterwards, we toss around a frisbee.
If you decide to purchase my donkey, please treat it with respect. Do not hit it, berate it with insults, or laugh at it. It will be loyal and always take you wherever you need to go. |
Is she still available?  |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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| I would have sold you mine for less, but I had to put her down because it broke a leg. |
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dogbert
Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: Killbox 90210
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| I would have sold you mine for less, but I had to put her down because it broke a leg. |
As the owner of an ass, I find that comment totally offensive. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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| dogbert wrote: |
| Hollywoodaction wrote: |
| I would have sold you mine for less, but I had to put her down because it broke a leg. |
As the owner of an ass, I find that comment totally offensive. |
Don't you mean "As an ass, I..."?  |
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