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i was walking in dongdaemun today, and as you know the weather has been a bit off - so i had my umbrella on me, just in case.

i was checking out the shirts-it's always good to have another work shirt just in case - when this ajosshi spat right on my foot. not only did he spit, he noticed that he did it, made eye contact, and then shrugged as if to say "shit happens, dude" and continued on.

i've only been back in country for about a week, but for some reason my tension is at an all-time high. i poke the ajosshi with my umbrella and raise my voice "yaa!" and he wheels around, a little surprised. i point at my shoes, and he mutters something in korean - but the look on his face says "i don't give a *beep* about your shoes". he shoves my umbrella out of his way and keeps walking.

but little does this ajosshi know - I'M AN 11TH LEVEL WARLOCK.

i'm really angry at his negligence, so i turn myself into a banana, rip off my peel and lob it in front of his feet. it's the last thing he expects, being that a man - even a foreign man - turning himself into a banana just does not happen. of course he trips, cussing me out, and lands on his keester.

i then transform into 1000 leeches and hurl myself at his face. i'm not really out for blood - only justice - so i take it easy on the guy. normally i'll crawl into someone's ears and brain and really mess shit up, but i decide on a more conservative approach.

he scrapes me off and, as i'm reconstituting to my original human form, he looks really distressed.

i shriek at him "나의 자지는 죽지 않는다!!!" and he whimpers something really apologetic, some "미안헤요" or something, but i'm so angry that i don't hear him.

i tore off a chunk of his ear, put it in my wallet and was on my way.

have any of you had a similar experience? this was by far the weirdest i've ever had.

also, are there any other magic-users out there? we should have a saturday night get-together in itaewon maybe.

[Alyssa]

I have had a similar experience!!!!!!!!!


I was walking past a group of azumas and then they were eating, and then one of them dropped kimchi on my WHITE SHOE! Well, she looked like she did not care at all, so, what I did, was I turned her into a frog, not a normal frog, but a frog made out of KIMCHI!!!!! And soon she was hopping down the street, and her friends were trying to catch her and eat her, and she kept shouting at them, and then a crowd surrounded her, and soon everyone was running away with bags and big tubs of kimchi, and then I felt a little bad, but I couldnt do anything because the crowd had already taken all of her away

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[Roch]

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[Qinella]

My dick is not dying?

That'll show 'em!

[semphoon]

So I was walking down the street the other day. I make eye contact with this Korean kid (maybe 6 or 7 years old). Knowing how ALL Koreans are racist, I thought the look in his eye was one of malace so I kicked his face off. I consider it a pre-emptive attack. Although his parents didnt seem to see it the same way.

So his father looks at the twiching face-less body that was his son. Now, the father has a look of real rage in his eyes. So what do I do? I turn into a chair (nothing fancy, just one of those fold down chairs that are avaliable from Wal-Mart). And the father is like "WTF."

I dont why he said the letters W, T and F (you know...that's not even the alphabet he uses in his native tongue...maybe he was trying to impress his horrified wife (you know...her sons face had just been kicked off by a foreigner who had then turned into a chair) so maybe he was trying to cheer her up with some ironic use of English (like when the taxi driver shouts "THANKYOU! at you as you leave the taxi.) Or maybe he wanted to express his feeling so that I would understand, so he used MY language.

So anywho, the father is livid. You know, he's picking me (a chair ) up and throwing me on the ground REALLY HARD. All this time Im just playing it cool, you know....Im a chair ...he cant hurt me.

This goes on for 7 hours until the father gets sleepy. You know, his wife went home with the corpse of her face-less son 4 hours ago (and I got the idea that he had started to disbelieve exactly why he was slamming this chair (me) into the ground).

At that point a 50 meter high gold statue of James Brown comes ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING by on a monorail. I can see the confusion in the fathers eyes for a spilt second as the massive statue disappears into the distance. He's thinking , who is this huge statue of? ? When was this monorail built?

So I use the time to transform. When the father turns around, the chair is gone. Instead he sees .....






































His wife. And.....
























































SHES GOT A GUN!


by Tony Chronmnbsss

[Snowmeow]

Good story

[Qinella]

[gang ah jee]

The nerds are loose! Everybody run!

[Oreovictim]

You kept his ear? Sounds like something from Diablo 2.

Oh yeah? Someone messed with me, and I turned into a foreigner. Not just any foreigner, one of the members of Foreigner. I then sang "Jukebox Hero" and "Cold as Ice" until he ripped off his own ears.

Well, I'm not in Korea yet. But that's something I would have done.

[JongnoGuru]

[cdninkorea]

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