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Self defence: Weapon of choice?
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ChuckECheese



Joined: 20 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


That's pretty funny, Mr. Frog!
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Hollywoodaction



Joined: 02 Jul 2004

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I once read somewhere about one of Bruce Lee's TV interview. The female reporter asked him if she could give her any special moves that she could use in case she was attacked. Bruce Lee just looked at her as if that was the dumbest question he had ever heard and said, "Just kick him in the crotch and run".
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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
A bottled Dan the Chainsaw Man fart. No pic, sorry.



I have some in reserve for Armaggedon.

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Dan The Chainsawman



Joined: 05 May 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ChuckECheese wrote:
kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


That's pretty funny, Mr. Frog!



Yeah that is kind of funny. The first time, and last time, I ever went anywhere on Kermo's reccomdention involved me getting hit by a car in the Parking lot of some church she suggested.
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The Hammer



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My belt buckle is my personal protection system.



Stops Korean uncles cold!
Stops terrorists cold too!
I never fly without it.
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Junior



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Hammer wrote:
My belt buckle is my personal protection system.



Stops Korean uncles cold!
Stops terrorists cold too!
I never fly without it.


how about this multi-purpose buckle then?

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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. I thought I should post the link, to a) let people in on the joke and b) assure them that I'm not insane (or psychic.)
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numazawa



Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it.


Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. Razz
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ChuckECheese



Joined: 20 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
kermo wrote:
kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it.


Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. Razz


Hahahahaha!!! That even funnier!!! LOL Laughing
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Qinella wrote:
A bottled Dan the Chainsaw Man fart. No pic, sorry.


Here you go:

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Clutch Cargo



Joined: 28 Feb 2003
Location: Sim City 2005

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just press a special place on my tummy and ........it can clear a subway car, elevator, medium-sized room, as well as distracting potential attackers long enough for me to activate my helicopter hat and escape.
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

numazawa wrote:
kermo wrote:
kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it.


Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. Razz



She knew she wouldn't find it.
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ChuckECheese



Joined: 20 Jul 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Demophobe wrote:
numazawa wrote:
kermo wrote:
kermo wrote:
I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car.


This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it.


Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. Razz



She knew she wouldn't find it.


You guys are cracken me up! LOL Laughing
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

either

(a) powdered sugar and say it's anthrax

or

(b) Mr. T

come to think of it, perhaps even

(c) Teal'c.

damn, i'm a dork.
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canuckistan
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Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just saw a can of pepper spray for bears yesterday--shoots a 30-ft fog of the stuff. So I thought what about using it on people, any good? The salesman said it would really mess someone up. No *beep*!!
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