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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
That's pretty funny, Mr. Frog! |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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| I once read somewhere about one of Bruce Lee's TV interview. The female reporter asked him if she could give her any special moves that she could use in case she was attacked. Bruce Lee just looked at her as if that was the dumbest question he had ever heard and said, "Just kick him in the crotch and run". |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| A bottled Dan the Chainsaw Man fart. No pic, sorry. |
I have some in reserve for Armaggedon.
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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| ChuckECheese wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
That's pretty funny, Mr. Frog! |
Yeah that is kind of funny. The first time, and last time, I ever went anywhere on Kermo's reccomdention involved me getting hit by a car in the Parking lot of some church she suggested. |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 2:00 am Post subject: |
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My belt buckle is my personal protection system.
Stops Korean uncles cold!
Stops terrorists cold too!
I never fly without it. |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: the eye
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:18 am Post subject: |
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| The Hammer wrote: |
My belt buckle is my personal protection system.
Stops Korean uncles cold!
Stops terrorists cold too!
I never fly without it. |
how about this multi-purpose buckle then?
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:52 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. I thought I should post the link, to a) let people in on the joke and b) assure them that I'm not insane (or psychic.) |
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numazawa
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: The Concrete Barnyard
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| kermo wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. |
Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future.  |
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:11 am Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. |
Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. |
Hahahahaha!!! That even funnier!!! LOL  |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| Qinella wrote: |
| A bottled Dan the Chainsaw Man fart. No pic, sorry. |
Here you go:
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Clutch Cargo
Joined: 28 Feb 2003
Location: Sim City 2005
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I just press a special place on my tummy and ........it can clear a subway car, elevator, medium-sized room, as well as distracting potential attackers long enough for me to activate my helicopter hat and escape. |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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| numazawa wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. |
Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. |
She knew she wouldn't find it. |
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Demophobe wrote: |
| numazawa wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| kermo wrote: |
| I usually use my ability to predict the future. That's how come I've never been hit by a car. |
This is a reference from a thread that appeared a couple months ago, but I can't seem to find it. |
Sorry, this does not speak well of your ability to predict the future. |
She knew she wouldn't find it. |
You guys are cracken me up! LOL |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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either
(a) powdered sugar and say it's anthrax
or
(b) Mr. T
come to think of it, perhaps even
(c) Teal'c.
damn, i'm a dork. |
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canuckistan
Mod Team
Joined: 17 Jun 2003
Location: Training future GS competitors.....
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| Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:52 pm Post subject: |
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| I just saw a can of pepper spray for bears yesterday--shoots a 30-ft fog of the stuff. So I thought what about using it on people, any good? The salesman said it would really mess someone up. No *beep*!! |
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