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Bathroom Procedures
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How many times do you wipe?
Once or twice
13%
 13%  [ 3 ]
3 or 4 times
40%
 40%  [ 9 ]
5 or more times
45%
 45%  [ 10 ]
Total Votes : 22

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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:58 am    Post subject: Bathroom Procedures Reply with quote

I heard about this poll being on another website, and now I'm curious as... whatever's really curious.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 9:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't even believe that 5 is the maximum.
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jinglejangle



Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was limited in the number of replies it would let me put.

Anyhoo, I found a pretty well responded poll along the same lines here:

http://www.poopreport.com/Poll/how_many_times.html

I like this quote from some dude called Scatoman:
Quote:
Definitely more than five. I'd say that on most days I double that, and add a moist wipe (e.g. Cottonelle)...then dry wipe again.

I'm anal about anal hygiene.

Basically, I wipe until I bleed!


That's me right there.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Judging by the looks of the baskets next to toilets, it seems a lot of public squatters in Korea average about 2-3 wipes each. I just can't even fathom that being clean enough. Are we part of the minor faction that holds a clean swipe as our top priority on the pot?
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semphoon



Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh man...I hate when I have a sloppy poo as I have to spend the next 5 mins wiping. Usually more than 5 wipes. Much more.

I think that squat toilets result in less wiping. Any thoughts?
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Smurfette



Joined: 21 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use baby wipes....I wipe less now....
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wipe?
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

semphoon wrote:

I think that squat toilets result in less wiping. Any thoughts?


That is true. I read an article about the hygiene benefits of using squatters. That's also why animals don't have to wipe their asses after they go to the bathroom.
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animalbirdfish



Joined: 04 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
semphoon wrote:

I think that squat toilets result in less wiping. Any thoughts?


That is true. I read an article about the hygiene benefits of using squatters. That's also why animals don't have to wipe their asses after they go to the bathroom.


That, and a lot of them just lick their asses clean.
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tiger fancini



Joined: 21 Mar 2006
Location: Testicles for Eyes

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the little hoses you get in Thailand - the more powerful the better if you ask me.... Wink
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would you have a set number? You just wipe until you're done.

I wonder how blind people know when to stop wiping.
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gang ah jee



Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Slightly off-topic, but what do you think about eating potato chips while you're waiting to wash your hands?
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RACETRAITOR wrote:
semphoon wrote:

I think that squat toilets result in less wiping. Any thoughts?


That is true. I read an article about the hygiene benefits of using squatters. That's also why animals don't have to wipe their asses after they go to the bathroom.


Obviously you've never smelled a cat's ass before. I used to wipe my cats' asses with wet wipes.
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peony



Joined: 30 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, its hard to put a number on it, just wipe til you're done then finish off with a wet wipe
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

billybrobby wrote:
Why would you have a set number? You just wipe until you're done.

I wonder how blind people know when to stop wiping.


They smell it. Laughing
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