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[Barking Mad Lord Snapcase]

Which of these rants best encapsulates the objective, altruistic, culturally sensitive spirit of ESL Cafe?

Mr Pink wanting to know if the OP is on drugs:
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=772618&highlight=#772618

Corporal going "waaaaaaaa" a lot:
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=890620&highlight=#890620

Spinoza making fun of ALL assault claims:
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?t=66493

Noguri suggesting that taking offence to racism makes you the ugly Westerner (to be fair, this was chosen mainly for the first paragraph):
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=867392&highlight=#867392

Alyssa mentioning Burger King and Lord of the Rings, as if they have anything to do with the issue (or maybe it's a different type of cultural rant):
http://www.eslcafe.com/forums/korea/viewtopic.php?p=893237&highlight=#893237

Are there any others I have missed out?

[billybrobby]

Well if I'd known I'd win a prize for it I'd have tried harder

[gang ah jee]

I'm pro-victim! That means I think we need more of them!

And I voted for Alyssa just because she seems so mean-spirited that I can't help laughing.

[jaganath69]

I voted Spinoza, who incidently is built like a brick outhouse, as am I. Logic as follows.

I have never been attacked

Therefore nobody has.

Duuuuh, when you are the biggest guy in town, the rest of them tend to keep clear. In my three years here the worst trouble I have had was with a fellow westerner.

[Milwaukiedave]

Is the next poll going to be who is the biggest apologist on the board?

LOL

[Ya-ta Boy]

If you can't blame the victim, who can you blame?

On the other hand, I sure as hell am not going to believe any Korean about an altercation in a bar. That's just stupid and a betrayal of race. In any fight, the waygookin is innocent until proven guilty by video and even then the video is probably lieing.

[pegpig]

I voted for Alyssa possibly because I'm less familiar with her work than Corporal's. She really laid down the insensitivity.

[VanIslander]

Homer's apologies

[Qinella]

I voted Alyssa. She is without a doubt the biggest bitch on this board.

[Roch]

Spinoza seems like a good guy with whom to "talk shop."

You know, drink a lot of beer and scotch while taking about football, birds, or anything else.

He'd be a bit of a pain when and only when he'd go on about the safety of Korea and its absence of racist stuff.

Luckily, he's an intelligent person. Thus, I'd try to steer the convo to Spinoza and other Continental Philosophers.

He'd go on for a bit. Roch would then say: "Spin, check out the chick-a-doo to your side!"

He's be off chasing her.

If he got her, then no more apologetics about Dae Han Min Guk; if not, more drinks and philosophical stuff until some other bird saves the day or night.

Spin, just kidding, and come save us at Club DeBut and Lee's Olde Towne Tavern on I'taewon's Hooker Hill. It'd be a smash hit if you showed up.

Jongro Guru: Get your backside up there for a bunch with me and Spin, too.

The two of you will not regret the experience - guaranteed, eh.

[pegpig]

[billybrobby]

[flotsam]

[pegpig]

[billybrobby]