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| How many times do you wipe? |
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13% |
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40% |
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45% |
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Sleepy in Seoul
Joined: 15 May 2004
Location: Going in ever decreasing circles until I eventually disappear up my own fundament - in NZ
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| RACETRAITOR wrote: |
| semphoon wrote: |
| I think that squat toilets result in less wiping. Any thoughts? |
That is true. I read an article about the hygiene benefits of using squatters. That's also why animals don't have to wipe their asses after they go to the bathroom. |
Dags anyone? |
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blaseblasphemener
Joined: 01 Jun 2006
Location: There's a voice, keeps on calling me, down the road, that's where I'll always be
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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| It all depends on diet. Koreans eat pretty healthy, lots of fruit and veg, so they don't have the sloppy poos as much. Many people also wet some tissue to have a poor-man's bidet. Seems like a good idea to me. The wet wipes are definitely a good idea. |
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Muffin
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Location: Turkey
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:21 pm Post subject: |
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Always wash (only do number 2s at home). I think I have become indocrinated after years of living with muslims.
Had a brilliant electronic bidet thing in my hotel in Japan recently. Definitely going to get one when I get home! Have seen them advertised in Korea too. |
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Novernae
Joined: 02 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Or the more important question: Front to back or back to front? |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:44 pm Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| Many people also wet some tissue to have a poor-man's bidet. Seems like a good idea to me. The wet wipes are definitely a good idea. |
We do that at Chez Sparkles, but Christ they're expensive.
_*_ |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Wet wipes are pointless unless it's an emergency poo in public, where showering directly after is not an option. |
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pegpig
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:47 am Post subject: |
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Why would you have a set number? You just wipe until you're done.
I wonder how blind people know when to stop wiping. |
They smell it.  |
I thot maybe the same way they read.
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| I used to wipe my cats' asses with wet wipes. |
I hope you're kidding. |
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:18 am Post subject: |
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| I used to wipe my cats' asses with wet wipes. |
I hope you're kidding. |
What, you want a dirty assed cat lounging around your place? Ever notice the way cats sit? Their assholes are making direct contact with whatever is under them, and they don't pinch shut like humans'. It's full-on fecal exposure. Absolutely did the wet wipe procedure with them so often that they finally stopped freaking out when I did it.
About once or twice a week, I'd scrub their entire rear, including tail, with a soapy rag and warm water. |
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djsmnc
Joined: 20 Jan 2003
Location: Dave's ESL Cafe
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| Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I usually catch it, play around with it a bit, then let it go! |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Novernae wrote: |
| Or the more important question: Front to back or back to front? |
Front to back. Absolutely. I'm not even going to go into why you shouldn't do it the other way, just trust me on this. |
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semphoon
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
Location: Where Nowon is
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Novernae wrote: |
| Or the more important question: Front to back or back to front? |
Chicks have to do it front to back. Back to front means they might get sh*t in their kunt.
Hey...that rhymes. Go me.
Front to back = nice clean crack. 
..AND HE DOES IT AGAIN. w00t w00t. |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| blaseblasphemener wrote: |
| It all depends on diet. Koreans eat pretty healthy, lots of fruit and veg, so they don't have the sloppy poos as much. Many people also wet some tissue to have a poor-man's bidet. Seems like a good idea to me. The wet wipes are definitely a good idea. |
Well, from the sounds coming out of the men's room at my work (are the bathroom doors ever shut here?), I beg to differ. There are some hard, hard, hardcore drinkers at my work, and they could use a lg. dose of Immodium after a night out. My brother called it the beer s h i t s .... |
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Peter Jackson
Joined: 23 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject: Wash |
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Gotta wash. I only use public toilets if absolutely necessary.
I like the hoses in SE Asia....such a good idea.
Paper just hurts my arse... |
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jinglejangle
Joined: 19 Feb 2005
Location: Far far far away.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 9:37 am Post subject: |
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| Never really heard about washing everytime. Makes sense but it seems a bit inconvenient. |
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cubanlord
Joined: 08 Jul 2005
Location: In Japan!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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Man......It get's gooey after a grease dinner (Outback comes to mind). Seriously though, I found the trick:
After the first wipe or two (to get rid of the surface smudges), dig baby dig! Get all up in there with your toilet paper and fingers. See, if you don't get what is in there, you'll end up having to come back later on for some damage control.
Try it, it works.
Also....in regards to wiping....it all depends! I have had the one wipe days, man are they great. On the other hand, I have had the 10 minute sessions where there seems to be an endless supply of last night's dinner. Man....That's when the "SSS" comes into play. |
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