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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject: Doorknobs |
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dear lord, i hate touching the doorknobs at my high school. they're a little greasy and gross. or maybe it's in my head. i don't know. but i feel like soaking my hands in Lysol every time i open a door.
dull insight of the day: office hours suck. |
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Woland
Joined: 10 May 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 9:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't even get me started on the doorknobs on bathroom doors. I always take advantage of my height and push open from higher up or pull along the edge of the door if it isn't closed completely. I avoid touching those wet doorknobs as much as I can. |
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| I avoid touching those wet doorknobs as much as I can. |
I don't know but, I guess there are some people who are into wet knobs...I'd prefer a wet gaping axe wound, anytime..  |
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Hotpants
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
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Ha, yeah, I developed the same sensation eversince SARS! It doesn't help when I've noticed the majority of the female population going to a dump in the public loos (obvious from the sound what they're doing) and exit without washing their hands... Assuming that the male half is the same... gross. But surely high school door knobs have to be better grade than elementary or kindy doorknobs? I've noticed (you may wonder how I have the time to notice all these things) that many kindy kids will do a dump (I've seen the remnants in the toilet bowl or on the floor next to the toilet bowl) without even using tissue paper let alone wash their hands!
Gross out Friday...Sorry, couldn't resist the grossness...Perhaps you can invest in that aerosol disinfectant if you get the germophobia... |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:40 am Post subject: |
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A recent study conducted by SNU found that approximately 12% of Korean doorknobs were home to dangerous concentrations of the bacteria that causes this nasty affliction:
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| okay, i never, ever want to see that photo again. bad enough it was on the Drunk Posting Thread. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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| okay, i never, ever want to see that photo again. bad enough it was on the Drunk Posting Thread. |
My, aren't we domineering today! I bet you talk to your misbehaving students the same way. But I fully support that order. I'm tired of wincing before I look at his posts anymore. And he hasn't told us what that ghastly disease is, has he? Whenever I see it, my natural instinct is to curl my own fingers into a tight, protective fist... "don't worry, fellas. i'll never let that happen to you!" |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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| And he hasn't told us what that ghastly disease is, has he? Whenever I see it, my natural instinct is to curl my own fingers into a tight, protective fist... "don't worry, fellas. i'll never let that happen to you!" |
Fine, I'll stop posting the lamprey mouths + fingers photoshop. You two are so squeamish. |
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rockstarsmooth
Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!
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| Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:03 am Post subject: |
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oh, gang ah jee, i rather like the pic myself...
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ChuckECheese
Joined: 20 Jul 2006
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| Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| Yaiks! That picture gave me the chills. I'm never touching any door knobs again. |
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OiGirl
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: Hoke-y-gun
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| Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| Thank you for saying the words "lamprey mouths." I feel so much better now. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| I think i just puked in my mouth. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Thank you for saying the words "lamprey mouths." I feel so much better now. |
Why? Is it because you thought some stranger's fingers were horribly diseased & disfigured, and it was making you nauseous? Same for me. But he was lying, you know. Those really aren't lamprey mouths.
She's got a lamprey mouth and a... a... I'm not sure what kind of booty. But it wouldn't really matter, because even as it stands we'd have some serious, SERIOUS complications.
Now let's look at happy photos of clean doorknobs, the kind you'd never catch the dreaded lamprey-mouth skin disease from.
Tested & certified: Better than 95% lamprey-mouth skin disease-free!
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