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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The EMPAS add with the fat ajumma screaming "MOYA" and her eyes go crosseyed. farkin hate that add.


Can you wear a hawaiian shirt without being gay or a big fat party animal.
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Cedar



Joined: 11 Mar 2003
Location: In front of my computer, again.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't hate any of them, cause I don't watch much TV... sorry!

Yes, you can, if you are a surfer with sun-bleached hair and huge muscles. You don't have to be a party-animal to be a surfer... that's just a stereotype. You could be a sailor (like wearing white pants and in a --little romantic-- boat) and wear one. You basically have to be near water and physically fit, though (to pull it off).

What's the "worst" thing you ever did in a church?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 7:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cedar wrote:

What's the "worst" thing you ever did in a church?


Besides getting married?

But, seriously now, that would have to be the time a friend and I snuck into a confessional and staged a mock priest/sinner confession. Afterwards, we drank the holy water. It tasted like old tapwater; I was disappointed.

Sparkles*_*
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyone else have any sizzling holy water stories?
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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 2:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

guangho wrote:
Anyone else have any sizzling holy water stories?

Not me.

What's the worst remake of a movie you've ever seen?

(I know I'm not supposed to answer my own question, but I gotsta. The Ladykillers.)
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
What's the worst remake of a movie you've ever seen?

(I know I'm not supposed to answer my own question, but I gotsta. The Ladykillers.)


What immediately comes to mind is the 1998 remake of Godzilla. Holy *beep*, that movie was abominable. To be candid, I would rather have sex with a three-hundred pound guy dressed up in a Godzilla costume than watch that film again (well, assuming that I got to be dressed up as Rodan, that is).

Question: Did you know that Ilsan looks (and smells) like the anus of an octopus?
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happeningthang



Joined: 26 Apr 2003

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:


Question: Did you know that Ilsan looks (and smells) like the anus of an octopus?


Can't say that I did.


Question: How, in god's name, do you know what an octopus' anus smells like?
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!

PostPosted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maserial wrote:
Question: Did you know that Ilsan looks (and smells) like the anus of an octopus?


So true.
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