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SeoulShakin
Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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 Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:37 am Post subject: |
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Well since I posted my joke before the rules were "ammended", I still say mine is in the running for the competition.  I personally enjoyed mine.
To the OP - why don't you post a joke that fits all of the criteria? |
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huck
Joined: 19 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:22 am Post subject: |
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| I agree....the headless, sex joke is the winner so far...according to the original rules.. |
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Richard Krainium
Joined: 12 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:34 am Post subject: |
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| huck wrote: |
| I agree....the headless, sex joke is the winner so far...according to the original rules.. |
This joke CAN NOT offend anyone.
Two STRINGS walk into a bar and order drinks.
The BARTENDER says "Sorry, we don't serve STRINGS here."
So, the two STRINGS leave. But one STRING is angry, so he ties himself in a bow, undoes himself a little, and marches back in.
The BARTENDER says, "Hey, aren't you the STRING I just kicked out of here?"
Which he quickly replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:00 am Post subject: Re: joke competition |
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I believe 99% of jokes in some way put down something or someone.
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Nah, it aint that high a %. "put down" sounds like someone will be offended. A lot of jokes offend no one. And how can "something" be put down or offended? It's a thing. If I make a joke about a dog, could that be offensive? I doubt the dog would be insulted. Maybe a dog lover would.
How about putting down oneself, self-deprecating humor?
Watch David Letterman, he's good at those.
Or just really silly jokes?
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Last night I was snoring so loudly I had to go sleep in the other room.
Man was worried about losing his job. He said, "Boss, you can't fire me, I have 3 or 4 kids."
My wife is so lazy every time I go to take a piss the sink is full of dirty dishes.
What did the potato chip say to the battery?
"If you're Ever Ready, I'm Frito Lay."
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A lot more than 1% of jokes are just harmless and silly and good for a laugh for anyone with any sense of humor whatsoever. |
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Destroyer
Joined: 11 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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sounds like the OP wants jokes that are a little more dorky... so:
What really caused the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event?
DinoSARS |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh, I told you the puns were a-comin'. Now look what you've unleashed! |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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Why are minorities out but chicks in?
Or are they excluded pending clauses b, the first c, and/or d?
In the running for most retahded OP ever. In the running. |
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gang ah jee
Joined: 14 Jan 2003
Location: city of paper
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 4:30 pm Post subject: |
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Q: I say, I say, I say, how do elephants get down from trees?
A: They don't get down from trees - they get it from ducks! |
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periwinkle
Joined: 08 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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Q: What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?
A: Pilot error. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| The other joke thread is beating the pants off this one. |
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Ryst Helmut
Joined: 26 Apr 2003
Location: In search of the elusive signature...
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 8:29 am Post subject: |
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I teach English in Korea.
!Shoosh,
Ryst |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:57 am Post subject: |
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"Got more soul than combat boots."
(Sorry; this is the similes thread, n'est pas? If not, I have nothing...
Who wants to sleep with me?)
*Buzzer_Beater* |
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