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Boodleheimer · Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:53 am Post subject:

the smoking the last gram one is my favorite

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

Black Cat: Yo Morris, hold up, hold up. Yo Morris, where my Killer tape at, god? First of all, where my...where the f*ck is my tape at?

Grey Cat: Yo son, I ain't got that piece, son.

Black Cat: How you ain't go my sh*t when I let you hold it, man?

Grey Cat: Yo, n*ggas came over with 40's and blunts, kid. The sh*t just came up missin', man.

Black Cat: Come on man, that don't got nothin to do with my sh*t, man. Come on, ga'head with that sh*t.

Grey Cat: Come on man, I'll buy you 4 more f*ckin' Killer tapes, man.

*knock knock*

Black Cat: Open the door man. What the f*ck, man, yo what? What's up?

Orange Cat: Yo, yo, god, word is bond, yo, Heathcliff just got bust in his head two times, god. Word to mother. Real life, god. You know Heathcliff from f*ckin' 212? The n*gga just got bust. N*ggas in the black Land, god. Word is bond, came thru god from out of nowhere, god. Word is bond, I'm comin' to get my Culture Cypher, god. And it just...word is bond, crazy shots just went the f*ck off. The n*gga layin there like a f*ckin' new born f*ckin' baby, god.

Gray Cat: Is he dead?

Orange Cat: Is he f*ckin' dead? What the f*ck you mean is he f*ckin' dead, god? What kind of question is that, B? What the f*ck you think? The n*gga layin' there with this f*ckin -- all types of f*ckin blood comin' out of his...

gang ah jee · Joined: 14 Jan 2003 Location: city of paper

Tiberious aka Sparkles · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: I'm one cool cat!

Maserial · Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: The Web

Dinky (left) and Mr. Bojangles (right) nervously await the results of a paternity test.
- excerpt taken from the 'Who Is the Father of My Baby?' episode 53,298 of the Maury Povich show.

For those interested in the outcome:

'The results are in. In the case of all nine children...'

'Mr. Bojangles, you are the father!'

Note: Originally, I was going to employ an entirely different caption, one that would have adhered to the standard 'Use fellow ESL Cafe members as the butt of jokes' motif. Something festive, like 'flotsam and gang ah jee fearfully await the results of Troll_Bait's STD test', but caprice decided to slap me around a bit. Let's consider it a satisfactory alternative.

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

uberscheisse · Joined: 02 Dec 2003 Location: japan is better than korea.

peemil · Joined: 09 Feb 2003 Location: Koowoompa

Boodleheimer · Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 2:22 am Post subject:

grey cat: a sister?... if you do not turn to the dark side, then perhaps she will.

[not shown] black cat then goes all light-saber apesh*t.