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Junior
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 Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:19 am Post subject: Korean teas: "effective in protecting the uterus" |
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How to Wear a Mini Skirt Without Catching a Chill
Drink herbal tea
You can effectively protect your body by having medicinal teas such as ginger tea and wormwood tea known for their efficacy in protecting the female genitals. They keep your body warm and protect your uterus.
http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200608/200608160019.html
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Smee
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I knew that was from the Chosun Ilbo without even clicking on the topic.
Do they run these stories in Korean, too, or is it only for the benefits of 외국놈? |
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Big_Bird
Joined: 31 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:22 am Post subject: |
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| effective in protecting the female uterus |
The question has to be asked....is there any other kind of uterus?  |
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Smee
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| �It�s important that women keep themselves warm even in the hot summer days,� says Prof. Kim Min-joung, a gynecologist at Catholic University of Korea�s Holy Family (Sungga) Hopistal. �When you develop the feeling of cold by not taking enough care to keep your body warm, it can cause infertility.� |
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Junior
Joined: 18 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:31 am Post subject: |
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"Our wise ancestors fought fire with fire: they ate hot food to protect their body "
"Wearing mini skirts lowers your body temperature by half a degree Celsius for every 2 cm it gets shorter. The result can be cold hands and feet, and a nippy sensation in the pelvic region." |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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"Our wise ancestors fought fire with fire: they ate hot food to protect their body from being weakened in hot summer days."
As opposed to those stupid foreigners who cook their food to kill bacteria and enhance flavors.
Pass me the barf bucket. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:50 am Post subject: |
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| Hey, it's worked for me so far. |
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JeJuJitsu
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:46 am Post subject: |
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| God, Koreans are just stupid. |
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djsmnc
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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Was the journalist hiding in a sewer drain or behind a bush? |
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Smee
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Korean teas: Effective in preventing breast.s? |
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Boodleheimer
Joined: 10 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:47 pm Post subject: |
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a chinese girl told me not to wash my hair every day. because it's bad for your ___________________
the answer: ovaries!!! not sure if it transfers to 'nads on men, but don't wash that hair and keep your ovaries healthy! |
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Privateer
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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| Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries. |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Everyone knows, ladies, that Chuck Norris is your uteri's first, last, and best line of defence. |
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JeJuJitsu
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:10 am Post subject: |
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| Privateer wrote: |
| Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries. |
Hmmm, one of my K-Girlfreinds thinks her hair grows "really fast" because she thinks about sex too much. Yes, she really thinks this, and is trying to discipline herself to think less about sex. |
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Son Deureo!
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| Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:39 am Post subject: |
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| Privateer wrote: |
| Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Chinese. They understand the mysteries of nature, the path that lies beyond thought, and the secret connection between hair and ovaries. |
Hmmm, one of my K-Girlfreinds thinks her hair grows "really fast" because she thinks about sex too much. Yes, she really thinks this, and is
trying to discipline herself to think less about sex. |
It sounds like she's trying to tell you something there, pardner.  |
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