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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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 Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:07 pm Post subject: Britney is back on the market |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:12 pm Post subject: |
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| www.superficial.com Sort of says it all without saying much at all. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Apparently it's all over CNN right now. It's just lucky there's no other important news happening in the US today. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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She's out of luck...I'm already taken. 
I guess after his rap album came out, she figured he was becoming her Bobby Brown.
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Young FRANKenstein
Joined: 02 Oct 2006
Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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But after the way she's looked the past 2 years, who would want her?
Sh'es gonna have to bust her hump to get back in booty finest. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Man, given the trailer trash that's fathered her kids, I wouldn't *beep* that with a borrowed cock. |
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crazylemongirl
Joined: 23 Mar 2003
Location: almost there...
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| Posted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| apparently she was on letterman last night looking hot. |
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coldcrush
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Location: melbourne.... Posts: 1
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:30 am Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
| apparently she was on letterman last night looking hot. |
Hey, this is the internet. All claims can now be verified/disproven:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbiX2KEwuYM |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| Man, given the trailer trash that's fathered her kids, I wouldn't *beep* that with a borrowed *beep*. |
Come now, Becky. You'd do her in a heartbeat.
So would I. |
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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:26 am Post subject: |
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| crazylemongirl wrote: |
| apparently she was on letterman last night looking hot. |
She still looked pretty chunky to me, especially by celebrity standards and double especially (yeah, not very eloquent, I know) compared to how she looked at her prime.
I much prefer her Korean equivalent. |
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Yo!Chingo
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: Seoul Korea
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| She is and always has been total trailer trash. I can't stand that her, but I feel sorry for the kids. I wonder who they'll take after? |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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Such a crumbling beauty
Ah, there ain't nothin' wrong with her
A hundred dollars wouldn't fix. |
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hogwonguy1979
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: the racoon den
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 5:24 am Post subject: |
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no thanks, she looked awful
she is such a skank
otis, I thought you, doogie howser and squaffy were going to have a 3 way wedding in Newark anyway? |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 6:34 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
| You'd do her in a heartbeat. |
I wouldn't use the same bus seat as Kevin Federline. |
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Free World
Joined: 01 Apr 2005
Location: Drake Hotel
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| Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:54 am Post subject: |
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| I wouldn't use the same bus seat as Kevin Federline. |
Say what you will about the man, he is a great poet.
The way he raps makes me believe that he invented the English language.
His message is clear and it sounds so wonderful.
A true asset to music.
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"Y'all aint ready"
I shouldn't be sayin' keep
My damn name outcha mouth
But y'all keep increasin' my change ...
Go ahead and say whatcha wanna
I'm gonna sell about 2 mil
Uh, then I'm goner, uh
I know y'all wishin' you was in my position
Cause I keep gettin' into situations
That you wish you was in, cousin
I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do
Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all are gonna hate
On the style we create, straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
Because people always askin' me
When's the release date?
Well maybe, baby, you could wait and see
Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me
Gettin' anxious? Go take a peek
I'm starrin' in your magazines
Now every day and week
Back then, they call me K-fed
But you can call me Daddy instead
Back then, they call me K-fed |
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"America's Most Hated"
(talking) Waitress, can I have another drink please? I'd like to formally introduce my self
Im the talk of the town
Thats the reason why they stare
4 karats in my ear
If you look see a glare
Im - one of a kind
With a wonderful rhyme
Im skatin off in a 'rari
You'll get left behind
My raps fully automatic like an AR
Droppin - nothin but heat me an JR
Im livin life in the fast lane
Then the cash came
Fire wont quit, still burnin like a gas flame
They watch me
So i duck and roll
Middle fingers still up sayin *beep* the globe
And my dawgs still down
We dont trust them hoes
I live life like a King
I was extra stoned
Kevin Federline -
I come tight with every rhyme
I built a kingdom down the street from pepperdine
This marijuana got me heavily sedated
Im Kevin Federline
America's most hated (what!)
(talking) Aww yea baby - JR mane, JR you there mane? Hey man, why dont you pass me that bottle over there guy
Im on the frontline
Dodgin cameras like the one time
Cant even chill in this california sunshine
But its okay, i got somethin for ya
Im handin out ass kickins like diplomas
Who the first to get it?
Ya know K Feds wit it
All that shit rappers talk about, I already did it
Im committed - to the game
The fames why I hustle
Lyrical exercise, workin every muscle on the double
Chief and commanda
Hand ya
Ass to ya in a basket wrapped in plastic
Im looney
All these model chicks wanna do me
Tabloids tried to screw me
Magazines try to kill me
But im nasty
Too fuckin slick and sly
So high
I could prolly drop a shit and fly
You gonna need a big army
If you comin for me
K. Federline - I hit like tsunamis
(talking) whoo - yea baby, that shit is fire right there, you know what im talkin about? Lets get drunk to this one damn it. hoo, one more jack and coke bitch
Im bigga than you
Im sicka than you
Im here now
So they not gon pay attention to you
They listen to dude
I sizzle the booth
Im livin the truth
You fuckas talk shit
Couldnt fit my shoes
I got my blue yankee fitted on
Watch to match
Little boys we can get it on
Watch your back
I got my name spreadin faster than crack
And thats just a fact
Sucked in Americas hate and now im passin it back
Uh
Who told this bastard that he cant rap
I got 50 mill.
I can do whatever I want
I dont need a deal
I can do whatever I want
I just keep it real
I can say whatever I want
Dont buy my shit
I bet your girl ridin to it
With her hair in the wind
And her mind on the new kid
The most anticipated
But still underated
Kevin Federline - Americas Most Hated (what!)
(talking) Ah - thank you baby. I got a tip for you after this too girl, we all gonna go swimmin with women...dont forget your swim suit.
(2X) Kevin Federline (echo) - JR (echo) |
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