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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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 Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:47 pm Post subject: For The Ladies |
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I saw my sister on Thanksgiving. And she was talking about this actor named Vin Diesel. She thinks the guy is a sexy beast.
To me, he looks like a bald fat guy.
In fact, all guys look the same to me.
So what do you chicks find attractive? See, I think I look a lot like Brad Pitt. I'm hairy. So is Brad. I don't bathe that often. Neither does Brad. I've got one hanging. So does Brad.
How do you chicks rate guys since we all pretty much look the same? |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Oh, Otis. |
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otis
Joined: 02 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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You live here, don't you, Flotsam?
I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.
Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.
C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.
Get out the house. |
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flotsam
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
You live here, don't you, Flotsam?
I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.
Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.
C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.
Get out the house. |
Haha...you live here too, brah. As is shown by your ability to so quickly reference Donkey Chicken. You rascal. 
Still ain't gonna let your threads go by without taking the piss out of them.
(By the way, if you really knew my MO, you would know my ultimate goal as well.) |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| To me, he looks like a bald fat guy. |
You need glasses, very very thick glasses.
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In fact, all guys look the same to me. |
Excellent defense mechanism, I give you props for that... |
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ella
Joined: 17 Apr 2006
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:13 am Post subject: |
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| So what do you chicks find attractive? |
Intelligence. A relaxed, genuine, confident smile. Sense of humor. A pleasant, non-perfume-y smell. Excellent character. Class under pressure. The rest is really just details... |
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Satori
Joined: 09 Dec 2005
Location: Above it all
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:17 am Post subject: |
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| ella wrote: |
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| So what do you chicks find attractive? |
Intelligence. A relaxed, genuine, confident smile. Sense of humor. A pleasant, non-perfume-y smell. Excellent character. Class under pressure. The rest is really just details... |
What about abs, do they figure somewhere?  |
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Smurfette
Joined: 21 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:47 am Post subject: Re: For The Ladies |
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| otis wrote: |
I saw my sister on Thanksgiving. And she was talking about this actor named Vin Diesel. She thinks the guy is a sexy beast.
How do you chicks rate guys since we all pretty much look the same? |
It's not so much his looks, although he's not hurting in that category, it's his voice....... |
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jaganath69
Joined: 17 Jul 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:01 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
You live here, don't you, Flotsam?
I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.
Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.
C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.
Get out the house. |
Donkey chicken, duuuuuude, that's like soooooo 2003. BTW, you should get that harlot in your avatar to kit up for that bunch of ****** you and her support. Would suit as they are a class bunch of *****.
Mod Edit: Edited for language. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:24 am Post subject: |
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(By the way, if you really knew my MO, you would know my ultimate goal as well.) |
Kurt Russell for president.
(After Eric B, of course.) |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:25 am Post subject: |
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| ella wrote: |
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| So what do you chicks find attractive? |
Intelligence. A relaxed, genuine, confident smile. Sense of humor. A pleasant, non-perfume-y smell. Excellent character. Class under pressure. The rest is really just details... |
Sadly, I'm spoken for. |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:36 am Post subject: |
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| In theory this is a good thread. In practice though as so often happens it has turned to ddong very early on. I blame the presence of men. |
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| In theory this is a good thread. In practice though as so often happens it has turned to ddong very early on. I blame the presence of men. |
Only you can save it, Corp! |
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red dog
Joined: 31 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:13 am Post subject: |
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| otis wrote: |
You live here, don't you, Flotsam?
I've never been to this site a single time without seeing you post.
Why don't you leave your apartment this instant. Then go to Donkey Chicken. After that, try to find a date.
C'mon, we're all supporting you, you sexy beast.
Get out the house. |
Donkey chicken, duuuuuude, that's like soooooo 2003. BTW, you should get that harlot in your avatar to kit up for that bunch of ****** you and her support. Would suit as they are a class bunch of *****.
Mod Edit: Edited for language. |
I'd like to know what was edited out -- the word "beep"?! |
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Corporal
Joined: 25 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2006 4:25 am Post subject: |
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| twg wrote: |
| Corporal wrote: |
| In theory this is a good thread. In practice though as so often happens it has turned to ddong very early on. I blame the presence of men. |
Only you can save it, Corp! |
You might be right... *preens*... but I don't think y'all really deserve it. |
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