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khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

>When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce
>toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the
>pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was
>coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
>
>When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
>about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,
>
>Heaven knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the
>floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys
were
>scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple
>cider and a shot of rum.
>
>When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all
the
>cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally
dropped
>the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all
over
>the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had
eaten
>all the straw off the end of the broom.
>
>Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door,
>yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
>Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
Santa.
>Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you
>like me to stick it?"
>
>And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
>tree.
>

Ya-ta Boy · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994

Only marginally cute. Not funny.

Tarmangani · Joined: 17 Apr 2006 Location: the Calm

It's a little known secret that Donner was just as fast and had an equally bright red nose as Rudolph, only he couldn't stop as well.

flakfizer · Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:27 am Post subject:

The longer the joke, the better the punchline had be. This one failed.

ajuma · Joined: 18 Feb 2003 Location: Anywere but Seoul!!

Would have been funnier without the >'s!!

Swiss James · Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Location: Shanghai

this place is like a humour autopsy table

eamo · Joined: 08 Mar 2003 Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.

jajdude · Joined: 18 Jan 2003

Nah, a little too tame for me. Funny enough would be laugh a bit out loud for real. I just went ah, ok, at the end. Not a bad joke, just light on the make me crack up side.

khyber · Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction

I hate most forwards....

I hate ALL xmas forwards.

I hate almost ALL forward jokes.

I had such a strange reaction with this one. Not quite indifference, but it wasn't funny.

The Cube · Joined: 01 Feb 2003