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Things you have always wanted to say.....
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Why can't you young nymphomaniac girls leave me alone for just one night? I'm not a robot, you know!"

Ken:>
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I started a thread like this a few months ago. It was called "I know. Lets put on a show and save eslcafe.com"

Also, I'd like to say

You can't fire me, I quit.
You, sir, are a Tasmanian girly front bum.
Release the Kraken!
The weekend is for making babies.
Is Paji eh Wong going to have to choke a b!tch?
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pollyplummer



Joined: 07 Mar 2005
Location: McMinnvillve, Oregon

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:59 pm    Post subject: meow Reply with quote

"No thanks, I've given up weed for lent."
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Demophobe



Joined: 17 May 2004

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't need that money.
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Tell your titts to stop staring at my eyes..."
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AdamH



Joined: 27 Aug 2004
Location: Bachman Turner Overdrive...Let's Rock!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Smithers, release the hounds"
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Freezer Burn



Joined: 11 Apr 2005
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Freeze FBI"

"I am the Presidant of the United States, now get on your knees"

"If you want something done properly, kill Baldrik before you start" commonwealth people will know this one.
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PolyChronic Time Girl



Joined: 15 Dec 2004
Location: Korea Exited

PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Mr. Liam Neeson, I'm really flattered but I'm married. Thanks for the glass of wine, though."
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khyber



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Compunction Junction

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you mean? You chose me out of millions of applications to check the effects of smoked marijuana on the human body in space while eating chinese food an Sidekicks?
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Dan



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Sunny Glendale, CA

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dan wrote:
"God damn you're ugly."


Come on, I know you all have had that conversation with some fugly chick who wouldn't leave you alone, and all you want to do is tell her how painful it is to maintain eye contact.
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guangho



Joined: 19 Jan 2005
Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaasss yyyyyyoooooouuuuuuu wwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssshhhhhh......................"
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to."
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denverdeath



Joined: 21 May 2005
Location: Boo-sahn

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

"What?!? I have all the numbers and the only winning ticket for the Tri-state Megabucks lottery? Are you sure?!? You'd better not be f#*kin' with me..."
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Paji eh Wong



Joined: 03 Jun 2003

PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go the window, open it, and throw your own sorry asses out of it!
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