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Moldy Rutabaga
Joined: 01 Jul 2003 Location: Ansan, Korea
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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"Why can't you young nymphomaniac girls leave me alone for just one night? I'm not a robot, you know!"
Ken:> |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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I started a thread like this a few months ago. It was called "I know. Lets put on a show and save eslcafe.com"
Also, I'd like to say
You can't fire me, I quit.
You, sir, are a Tasmanian girly front bum.
Release the Kraken!
The weekend is for making babies.
Is Paji eh Wong going to have to choke a b!tch? |
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pollyplummer
Joined: 07 Mar 2005 Location: McMinnvillve, Oregon
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 8:59 pm Post subject: meow |
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"No thanks, I've given up weed for lent." |
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Demophobe
Joined: 17 May 2004
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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I don't need that money. |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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"Tell your titts to stop staring at my eyes..." |
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AdamH
Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Location: Bachman Turner Overdrive...Let's Rock!
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:05 pm Post subject: |
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"Smithers, release the hounds" |
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Freezer Burn
Joined: 11 Apr 2005 Location: Busan
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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"Freeze FBI"
"I am the Presidant of the United States, now get on your knees"
"If you want something done properly, kill Baldrik before you start" commonwealth people will know this one. |
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PolyChronic Time Girl
Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Location: Korea Exited
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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"Mr. Liam Neeson, I'm really flattered but I'm married. Thanks for the glass of wine, though." |
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khyber
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Compunction Junction
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 12:57 am Post subject: |
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you mean? You chose me out of millions of applications to check the effects of smoked marijuana on the human body in space while eating chinese food an Sidekicks? |
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Dan
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Sunny Glendale, CA
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:05 am Post subject: |
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Dan wrote: |
"God damn you're ugly." |
Come on, I know you all have had that conversation with some fugly chick who wouldn't leave you alone, and all you want to do is tell her how painful it is to maintain eye contact. |
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guangho
Joined: 19 Jan 2005 Location: a spot full of deception, stupidity, and public micturation and thus unfit for longterm residency
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 1:37 am Post subject: |
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"I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell, 'I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:02 am Post subject: |
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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaasss yyyyyyoooooouuuuuuu wwwwwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssshhhhhh......................" |
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kermo
Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:06 am Post subject: |
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"I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." |
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denverdeath
Joined: 21 May 2005 Location: Boo-sahn
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:08 am Post subject: |
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"What?!? I have all the numbers and the only winning ticket for the Tri-state Megabucks lottery? Are you sure?!? You'd better not be f#*kin' with me..." |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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Posted: Thu Jun 16, 2005 3:30 am Post subject: |
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I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go the window, open it, and throw your own sorry asses out of it! |
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