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The Top 10 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Jesus


10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

[fiveeagles]

10. The beer might or if you drink someone's beer.
9. But it does blind you into some nasty situations. (Beer goggles)
8. You never been to Scotland then have you?
7. Minors can't think for themselves? (I often wonder why minors can have sex at 14, but can't drink till 19 or 21.)
6. How about stealing it?
5. How about Bob and Doug Mackenzie? They almost blem themselves up drinking their brew. You know the great white north. Kulokuluklukaloo.
4. Ok, now that's funny!
3. What? You really trust Bud? You think they are telling you all the facts. Come on man.
2. Really? How? You can fake drinking beer really good.
1. You could have done better for number one.

How about, "There is no high like the Most High."

[Moldy Rutabaga]

> 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

Eh... too much of it might prevent you from having sex..

> 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

You never went to summer camp with me!

> 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

You might at Fat Boy's in Edmonton. Man, they have terrible service.. what does it take to get a waitress around here?

Ken:>

[The Cube]

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[mithridates]

That's stupid. Change Jesus to Christianity and you might have a point.

[Summer Wine]

Ok, You asked for it. I am drunk as a skunk. so if the issue is about alcohol, then then you lost. Why is alcohol better than Jesus? Well, to those who are non alcholic, it isn't. If it is about proving that you are better than another maybe you won.

Do, people like us when we are fucked up, not by the way they treat me. I would say that most people would take a christian over one of us any day. But if you are different, then prove it and let us live. I drink, Why? well I like it obviously, but I am sick of people judging me.

I am a drinker because it's my choice.

FU all. Your're all a bunch of hypocrites

[kermo]

[ervinmagic]

5. If you smoke too much of it, you just fall asleep after eating too many doritos rather than pissing in your suitcase and vomiting all over yourself.
4. You drive in a straight line and about 15 mph under the speed limit.
3. It can make even Christian Hymns sound spectacular.
2. You might actually see Jesus.
1. You realize that Christianity is a brainwashing mechanism to lull the poor and dimwitted into a fall sense of security and that eating quail tastes good and isn't punishable by death in the 21st century (as it was in ancient times - stated in the old testament). And that King James version was written by Shakespeare, that's why it's the best selling fictional book of all time.

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[Veronica]

[mithridates]

[pollyplummer]

Beer, when done well, is a fine art. This is the dumbest post ever. So I will answer it in kind. I like beer, preferably wheaty and unfiltered. I like Jesus unfiltered, too. That's not the One you see on tv or on little promotional fliers. Jesus has gone to heaven a long time ago, but He left His Holy Spirit to stick around and do cool stuff. I've seen lots of miracles and even had some happen to myself, most notably an instant healing of a smashed hand. It never even bruised. Call me a looney. Everybody likes beer. Well, lots of people anyways. But Jesus is highly offensive. He knew He would be. That's why people feel compelled to write posts like this about why stuff is better than Him.

[magicwolfman]

Christianity can help you have a fulfilled life. A beer can help you become an alcoholic.

[hypnotist]

I had a miracle like Polly's happen to me, after beer - albeit the other way round. I woke up one morning and mysteriously a huge bruise had appeared on my leg. I had no memory of bumping into anything at all the previous night - in fact all I remember is having a Koelsch drinking competition with a friendly German before magically arriving in my bed. Clearly only a miracle could have caused such a change in my physical condition!

My holy spirit is distilled in a glen in Scotland

(Tongue firmly in cheek...)

[billybrobby]