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hameltoe



Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Location: Right here

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:44 am    Post subject: I like cookies Reply with quote

I haven't posted before but I enjoy reading the threads. I've noticed that pretty much everything that is writen on here gets bashed so I'm conducting a little test.

I like cookies.
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susy



Joined: 08 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cookies: when eaten in extremities cause obesity Smile
Cookies: when digested too quickly may be a choking hazard
Cookies: must be unwrapped carefully by an adults before given to a child
Cookies: can cuase indigestion, IBS and heart burn, ( when eaten while laying down)
Cookies: may cause a spotted reaction on the skin, if they are still hot.
Cookies: too many cookies may indicate a depressive nature
Cookies : can be a hazard whilst driving, due to the choclaty flavour



DO NOT EAT COOKIES UNLESS YOU ARE AWARE OF THE RISKS Razz
Remember the content of these cookies may not be advisable for those on medication or lactating
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mindmetoo



Joined: 02 Feb 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have a list of great thinkers and Lisa Bonet that have never eaten a cookie!
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sheba



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Here there and everywhere!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like biscuits.....
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Ekuboko



Joined: 22 Dec 2004
Location: ex-Gyeonggi

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The British National Corpus (BNC) is a 100 million word collection of samples of written and spoken language from a wide range of sources, designed to represent a wide cross-section of current British English, both spoken and written. http://www.natcorp.ox.ac.uk/

Results of your search
Your query was

cookie

Here is a random selection of solutions from the 83 found...

A15 1295 The discoverers added a number of routes, the best of which seem to be Cookie Monster E7 6b, and the most popular Wagtail E3 5b.
A2G 53 FILM / Tragic comedians, life in a miner key: Ariel, Wired, K-9, Cookie and Play Me Something
ABS 752 I can quite understand his point of view, noticing the volatile ingredients for a riot are rapidly forming (forty miles to go, and only one giant chocolate-chip cookie among the three hundred remaining in the queue).
ABS 759 The final cookie has been bought.
AC2 1716 `;That, as the Americans say,'; Mark told her wryly, `;is how the cookie crumbles.
ADR 33 Behind that ordinary, playful tomboy who loves to dress up and paint her face is a tough cookie, with one eye on her bank account.
ADR 1793 And at the centre of it was Kylie --; the tough cookie refusing to crumble.
AKD 703 Also in the last 11 were the proprietor of California Cake & Cookie; a geophysicist in oil and gas exploration; an credit review manager for Midland Bank; a training officer for GEC Sensors; and a land registrar for the Isle of Man.
APC 1007 Slim in her dungarees, with her long, curly, chestnut hair and wide-eyed enthusiasm, some would tell you Marcia was `;a little cookie';, but I saw someone who had the wisdom to recognise where she was happy and the courage to act on it.
ARK 1055 Unless Newman is a smart cookie.
B76 1807 They painted a picture of Mr X as a really bright cookie --; bright enough not only to run a crooked merchant bank, but to pull the wool over the eyes of the psychologists.
BML 646 Janet�� came running in, flung her arms round Cookie and gave her a smacking kiss.
BNS 220 The chances are, however, that whichever way the cookie is crumbled on April 9 we are in for the shake-up we were denied with the departure of Mrs Thatcher.
C9F 297 `;People from the UK are astounded when they walk down a cookie aisle in the US, as it may be 60 feet long.
C9F 2017 Slowly squeeze the icing on to each cookie, making any pattern you like.
C9F 2018 6 When the icing is dry, thread ribbon through the hole in the top of each cookie and hang them on the tree.
CAL 1432 In general, the provincial circuit is a far tougher cookie than its metropolitan counterpart.
CBC 10417 The Cookie Monster's colleague, Big Bird, was later seen at Mrs Major's neighbour Mrs Rosemary Lamont for a children's charity event.
CBC 11777 `;It was lit up by Mayor Dinkins's wife and the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street,'; a museum curator tells me.
CBC 11783 Last week in London the Cookie Monster met Norma Major, who was lunching at Piccadilly's Hard Rock Cafe.
CBC 11784 Cookie is the American word for biscuit.
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susy



Joined: 08 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have learnt more on this thread than any other.....great topic...keep it up! Laughing
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susy



Joined: 08 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 6:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have learnt more on this thread than any other.....great topic...keep it up! Laughing
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tzechuk



Joined: 20 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

American English Versus British English

Cookies / Biscuits
Cookies / Cookies (yeah the real cookies you can from subway)
Biscuits (from popeye) / Scones


Conclusion: American English lacks variety and is all messed up Laughing


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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 9:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kiwiboy, I like women.
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Ya-ta Boy



Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I for one think the OP should head back home to Mom and Dad's basement. Expressing a preference for cookies is indicative of an immature nature not yet ready to take on the variety of cultural experiences Korea has to offer. Pies, cakes and muffins are just as good as cookies. I won't say anything about those fish-shaped thingies you buy on the street that are filled with red bean paste because I can't think of the name for them. Chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies and oatmeal cookies have their place in any well-rounded diet of junk food, but to limit oneself to only cookies is just ridiculous. I've rarely heard anything so juvenile.





PS: Welcome to the board! (Recent discovery: 'egg cookies' are the same as vanilla wafers. They come in a box or bag with yellow chicks on it.)
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AbbeFaria



Joined: 17 May 2005
Location: Gangnam

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I refer you to the works of the great rock band Tool. On the cd Aenima you will find a song entitled Die Eier Von Satan. You'll need to understand german, or find a person who does, to translate it for you, (or do a google search of the song to find out what the hell I'm talking about) but I assure you it has to do with cookies. And yes, that's Satan in the title of the song.

Atleast I believe it to be about cookies. I guess the definition of what exactly consitutes a cookie vs. some other form of edible cookie-like pastry would be needed to be sure. Still, great song.

-S-
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sojukettle



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Not there, HERE!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like biscuits

Just had the parents visiting - they brought up Tim Tams; Gingernuts;
Chocolate Wheaten and for those in the know .....some chocolate fish!

Yummmmm
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah BS!!

Oh I dont think that really happened. I have been here for 37 years and that has never once happened to me or anyone I know. You probably just misunderstood that little cookie.

Here is a clue- you are not in Canada anymore!

Things are different here. You have to learn to adapt to the Koreans culture and ways of making cookies and not be so stuck in the "my homeland is so superior" way of thinking.


Razz Razz Razz Razz
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sheba



Joined: 16 May 2005
Location: Here there and everywhere!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sojukettle wrote:
I like biscuits

Just had the parents visiting - they brought up Tim Tams; Gingernuts;
Chocolate Wheaten and for those in the know .....some chocolate fish!

Yummmmm


Are you a NZer? I just understood everything you said and that is rare....
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sojukettle



Joined: 23 Aug 2005
Location: Not there, HERE!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sheba

Yes I am

A mainlander - ChCh.

Been away for some time but still call it home.


Sorry - only some chocolate fish left!
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