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What would you do if it was the end of the world?
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Hopelessly Human



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd find the best seat in the house and watch it all unfold. There's probably nothing more spectacular to watch than the end of the world. You know how people are always bragging about cool things they'd seen? "Dude, I was at the Zeppelin concert they filmed for The Song Remains The Same" "I was at the game where Lawrence Taylor broke Joe Theisman's leg" "Oh yeah, well I was at the END OF THE FUCKING WORLD!!!"

But before that I'd probably try to *beep* something . . . because I haven't fucked in a while and it seems like that would be my last chance.
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
Location: the end of the wor1d.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopelessly Human wrote:
There's probably nothing more spectacular to watch than the end of the world.


got some sad news for you, dude. i ain't all that spectacular tonight.
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Hopelessly Human



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
Hopelessly Human wrote:
There's probably nothing more spectacular to watch than the end of the world.


got some sad news for you, dude. i ain't all that spectacular tonight.


That's because you're just a pseudo-endoftheworld now. But change that 1 to an L and you might be the real deal. All kinds of spectacular waiting to happen.
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endofthewor1d



Joined: 01 Apr 2003
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopelessly Human wrote:
endofthewor1d wrote:
Hopelessly Human wrote:
There's probably nothing more spectacular to watch than the end of the world.


got some sad news for you, dude. i ain't all that spectacular tonight.


That's because you're just a pseudo-endoftheworld now. But change that 1 to an L and you might be the real deal. All kinds of spectacular waiting to happen.


my friend, you are hopelessly human.
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Hopelessly Human



Joined: 03 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

endofthewor1d wrote:
Hopelessly Human wrote:
endofthewor1d wrote:
Hopelessly Human wrote:
There's probably nothing more spectacular to watch than the end of the world.


got some sad news for you, dude. i ain't all that spectacular tonight.


That's because you're just a pseudo-endoftheworld now. But change that 1 to an L and you might be the real deal. All kinds of spectacular waiting to happen.


my friend, you are hopelessly human.


Ain't that the truth.
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Qinella



Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Call the family and friends, then begin to meditate.

Alternatively, take a ton of ecstasy or heroin and wait for the fireworks to start.
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evilive



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
Location: England

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Test out the "Don't look directly at the sun" saying..
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RedRob



Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eat smoked salmon off the belly of a penthouse pet.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wouldn't let the fact that it should be "were" not "was" in the thread title bother me.
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RedRob



Joined: 07 Jul 2003
Location: Narnia

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 1:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
I wouldn't let the fact that it should be "were" not "was" in the thread title bother me.


Quite right too, you should be flat out snorting coke, trying smack, eating salmon or getting that macrame work done before its too late.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

RedRob wrote:
Atavistic wrote:
I wouldn't let the fact that it should be "were" not "was" in the thread title bother me.


Quite right too, you should be flat out snorting coke, trying smack, eating salmon or getting that macrame work done before its too late.


That grammar error really is one of my pet peeves. It's not that hard to understand, folks. "If I were a rich man..."
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The Perfect Cup of Coffee



Joined: 17 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:13 pm    Post subject: Re: What would you do if it was the end of the world? Reply with quote

karma police wrote:
Big_Bird wrote:
How would you spend your last day?


...killing everybody i hate. Wink


With an avatar like that, I don't doubt you for one second.
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PeteJB



Joined: 06 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 2:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In bed with my partner Laughing
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The evil penguin



Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

knocking back a few blasters with zaphod, ford, arthur and trillion in Milliways Restaurant
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vox



Joined: 13 Feb 2005
Location: Jeollabukdo

PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:11 pm    Post subject: Re: What would you do if it was the end of the world? Reply with quote

karma police wrote:
Big_Bird wrote:
How would you spend your last day?

...killing everybody i hate. Wink


Oh that would be good. But only as a morning activity. Work up a little sweat, have some brunch, then do the nice music and family thing after.
And maybe some serious nookie then drinking after. A fun-filled day and our little life would be rounded with a sleep.

Actually I'd probably do what most people would do. Spend the last day doing the simple small things one really enjoys. But maybe with a little more butter and sugar involved.

I think I'd want to be zonked though when it actually happened.
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