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nateium
Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul
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 Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent?
*pats myself on back*
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Even if you had a jumbo size turkey baster, you couldn't fertilize a single egg. |
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pastis
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:37 am Post subject: |
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| just another day wrote: |
who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent?
*pats myself on back*
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I once read that ancient Egyptians believed their main god Ra-Atum jerked himself off, took his semen into his own mouth and magically 'spat out' the first humans. I actually find that particular theory of our genesis more edifying than yours... |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:40 am Post subject: |
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| pastis wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent?
*pats myself on back*
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I once read that ancient Egyptians believed their main god Ra-Atum jerked himself off, took his semen into his own mouth and magically 'spat out' the first humans. I actually find that particular theory of our genesis more edifying than yours... |
edifying is a luxury
however, edifying does not cut it in the world of scientific theory.
btw, it is normal to have bad relations with your "father figure" in western countries.
however, with more knowledge of my sperm's characteristics and the love i had for neanderthal women, i plan to change this. =D
my children... embrace the world!!!
*fits on condom* |
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pastis
Joined: 20 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:43 am Post subject: |
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| pastis wrote: |
| just another day wrote: |
who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent?
*pats myself on back*
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I once read that ancient Egyptians believed their main god Ra-Atum jerked himself off, took his semen into his own mouth and magically 'spat out' the first humans. I actually find that particular theory of our genesis more edifying than yours... |
edifying is a luxury
however, edifying does not cut it in the world of scientific theory.
btw, it is normal to have bad relations with your "father figure" in western countries.
however, with more knowledge of my sperm's characteristics and the love i had for neanderthal women, i plan to change this. =D
my children... embrace the world!!! |
you are uncool, period.
here's a diagram to help you out:
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twg
Joined: 02 Nov 2006
Location: Getting some fresh air...
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:44 am Post subject: |
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| who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent? |
The jizz stains on your pants are starting to look like a map, huh? |
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nateium
Joined: 21 Aug 2006
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 3:21 pm Post subject: |
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| pastis wrote: |
you are uncool, period.
here's a diagram to help you out: |
He needs a GPS system as well |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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the anger eventually goes away fellas.
the truth?
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Qinella
Joined: 25 Feb 2005
Location: the crib
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 4:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Retarded apostrophe use and illogical Romanization originates from Korean Gyopo? See this thread title for details! |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject: |
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so its true that esl teachers hate science?
say it ain't so joe!  |
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 8:50 am Post subject: |
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| im gonna win a nobel prize! |
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jetrash
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 11:58 am Post subject: |
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just another day wrote:
"who knew my sperm would give birth to an entire subcontinent? "
"im gonna win a nobel prize"
"im white"
.......also remember the stalking of the "talking with beauties' star
(flew over from california to sinchon for that one i presume)
probably an imagined incident/fantasy
....................SO whats the verdict?
is it......
A. psychotic?
dangerous?
delusions of grandeur - a delusion (common in paranoia) that you are much greater and more powerful and influential than you really are
delusion, psychotic belief - (psychology) an erroneous belief that is held in the face of evidence to the contrary
megalomania - a psychological state characterized by delusions of grandeur
or...
B. JUST AN ANGRY 한국계 미국인 (might of lost his gf to esl teacher ,or was knocked back by a "foreign" girl)
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Location: Living with the Alaskan Inuits!!
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:05 pm Post subject: |
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uh... lets stay on topic in this thread.
if you don't have anything worthwhile to add to the discussion, then stalk away. |
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jetrash
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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sorry.
your quite right..so carry on
you were saying you were going to win a nobel prize
or father a nation...do continue. |
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JMO
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Location: Daegu
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just another day
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:14 pm Post subject: |
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| ^ its actually motivated by the retardedness of some of the dave's posters. |
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