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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rockstarsmooth wrote:
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa


You have secrets? Shocked If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead. Wink
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
rockstarsmooth wrote:
yeah, except for all the people i know on here in real life. they don't need to know my secrets...
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: fishbone - ma and pa


You have secrets? Shocked If you started opening up about your secrets, I think my boyfriend would drop dead. Wink



ssshhhh...
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Arrow right now i'm listening to: pink floyd - sorrow
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Alpha-Epsilon



Joined: 24 Nov 2005

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 1:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Canadians are real fat, man, so fat that their blubber is actually richer than a whale's and could, if decided in the high Canadian court, be used as a source of organ donation when a fat Canadian dies, bequeathing their family with a year's worth of free natural gas.

And one such person here is an heir.
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bejarano-korea



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 4:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was invited to box for Peru in the 1990s as they didn't have any decent heavyweights/superheavyweights and declined because I told everybody that the army would not let me travel to Lima without permission off the CO (which would have been denied as I told everyone)

The real reason was that I didn't fancy being panned inside a round by Felix Savon and every other half decent Cuban heavyweight in the pan-ams... basically... I sheet out! Embarassed

The only people who know are you and my parents!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
Location: ... location, location!

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?


I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
Location: 700 Ft. Pulpit

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I was 13 or 14 I stole several thousand dollars and blew it in a very short amount of time. It's certainly not hard to blow threw a few grand now, but as a young kid in a small town it took a lot of work to do it and not get caught.
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Atavistic



Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.

PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Atavistic wrote:
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
About 10 years ago, I killed a man with a baseball bat and about 14 years ago, I embezzled about 65,000 bucks from an ex-employer.


Are you the next swirly face man?


I also climbed Mt. Everest and my wife is Morgan Fairchild.


GASP! You ARE the swirly face man!
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yingwenlaoshi



Joined: 12 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Atavistic wrote:
yin