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Tokki1
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Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex
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If she's hot why don't you try to talk to her? Maybe she's free in the afternoon before the hubby/bf gets home?  |
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Areut
Joined: 18 Sep 2006
Location: Behind You!!!!
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Tokki1 wrote: |
| If she's hot why don't you try to talk to her? Maybe she's free in the afternoon before the hubby/bf gets home? |
LOL!! Now that is something you should try. It would be funny just to see the look on her face!
Edit: Just thought maybe you should record her moaning and screaming and play it on repeat all day long so she can't sleep. |
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articulate_ink
Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Location: Left Korea in 2008. Hong Kong now.
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| Ask her how much she charges. |
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seoulsister
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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The solution, as I see it, is a little bit of common courtesy. Oh wait. This is Korea, impossible.
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CeleryMan
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| Sexual healing is a beautiful thing, let it be. |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 11:03 pm Post subject: Re: How can I torture my neighbor? |
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| What else can I do that will make her want to leave the building? |
You should spread an entire giant tube of KY, or any kind of lubricant, on the floor in front of her door. She'll slip and fall and land on the broken glass you carelessly forgot to clean up after you accidentally dropped those six bottles of soju. Just in case she does happen to make it to the door, there will an obscene amount of lubricant spread over the door-knob as well (not to mention you'll have already filled the key-hole with superglue anyway). She'll never get in! |
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Cheonmunka
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eew, does that mean there was like, poos stuck to it?
Personally I can't see the problem with the sex thing. Better that than garbage trucks and people shouting on the street. In fact, I think it would be preferable to hear the sound of a woman moaning in ecstacy than have silence. Maybe I'm just wierd. |
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Kimchi Cowboy
Joined: 17 Sep 2006
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Learn how to say:
I hope you appreciate what I've done for you - when your bf and I first had sex, he was TERRIBLE! |
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seoulsister
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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eew, does that mean there was like, poos stuck to it?
Yep. His poo, his problem. He learned to flush real quick. |
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seoulsister
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Location: International Network
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:07 am Post subject: Re: How can I torture my neighbor? |
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| DRAMA OVERKILL wrote: |
| seoulsister wrote: |
| What else can I do that will make her want to leave the building? |
You should spread an entire giant tube of KY, or any kind of lubricant, on the floor in front of her door. She'll slip and fall and land on the broken glass you carelessly forgot to clean up after you accidentally dropped those six bottles of soju. Just in case she does happen to make it to the door, there will an obscene amount of lubricant spread over the door-knob as well (not to mention you'll have already filled the key-hole with superglue anyway). She'll never get in! |
Let the record show that I would never, never, never ever do this.
6 bottles you say?....... |
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KOREAN_MAN
Joined: 01 Oct 2006
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| Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 1:16 am Post subject: |
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Put a piece of paper on her door that says "FREE SEX" so the entire neighbors can see it.  |
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seoulsister
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
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fortysixyou
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
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Dude, I would LOVE to be in your situation!
I'd leave really embarrassing notes with hand drawn stick figure pictures on her door.
I'd knock on her door and run away repeatedly when she was doing it.
I'd kick the wall and scream while she was sleeping.
I'd do the 'free sex' sign on her door thing.
I'd knock on her door during the day and ask if her room was a massage room.
The possibilities are endless.
Really, I think you should look at this as an opportunity to have some laughs! |
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articulate_ink
Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Location: Left Korea in 2008. Hong Kong now.
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I'm feeling inspired. Depending on the materials available, you could have a lot of fun with this.
1. Put a big 안마 sign on her door.
2. Use cardboard canisters (Pringles packages or paper towel tubes) to make twin barber poles. Attach these to her door.
3. If you have sound recording device, get a laugh track. Play it immediately after each sexual crescendo. At the end, applause.
4. Record her love. Give the CD/DVD/whatever to your landlord without any explanation other than 'I have to listen to this every night; please help.' A Korean man of that age has probably done enough naughty stuff in the military that a few moans and groans won't affect him much.
5. Leave a gift basket outside her door: personal lubricant, various toys, condoms, carrots, zucchini, other oblong vegetables, Hershey's syrup, diapers, masking tape, plastic wrap, chili powder, candles, a couple of pacifiers, clothespins, and a note reading ENJOY... QUIETLY! in Korean. |
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seoulsister
Joined: 04 Mar 2006
Location: International Network
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| articulate_ink wrote: |
I'm feeling inspired. Depending on the materials available, you could have a lot of fun with this.
1. Put a big 안마 sign on her door.
2. Use cardboard canisters (Pringles packages or paper towel tubes) to make twin barber poles. Attach these to her door.
3. If you have sound recording device, get a laugh track. Play it immediately after each sexual crescendo. At the end, applause.
4. Record her love. Give the CD/DVD/whatever to your landlord without any explanation other than 'I have to listen to this every night; please help.' A Korean man of that age has probably done enough naughty stuff in the military that a few moans and groans won't affect him much.
5. Leave a gift basket outside her door: personal lubricant, various toys, condoms, carrots, zucchini, other oblong vegetables, Hershey's syrup, diapers, masking tape, plastic wrap, chili powder, candles, a couple of pacifiers, clothespins, and a note reading ENJOY... QUIETLY! in Korean. |
You make me laugh!
But actually, I had just begun work on a sign when I read your post. I managed to find a picture of stick figures 'doing it', I was just searching for the right message, I think 안마 will do just fine. And I LOVE the barber poles idea, it's enough to make me run out and buy Pringles. Thanks! |
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