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kabrams
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| BS.Dos. wrote: |
| ^Puerto Rico? |
Puerto Rico isn't a state. It's a territory (commonwealth?) that is moving slowly towards sovereignty, not statehood. |
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Ya-ta Boy
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Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 10:41 am Post subject: |
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| It was fun reading the responses to this post. Happeningthang is in big trouble: #1, #2 and #6. (PS: the US is not France). I think the Susan B. Anthony question is unfair. |
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Gamecock
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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| The Spanish-American war was in 1898...As well, Korea and Vietnam were never wars, only "conflicts." I wonder if they would be considered wrong answers on the real test. |
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Beej
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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1. Name one war fought by the United States in the 1900s. The biggies yet dont forget Cuba, Guatemala, Nicaraugua, Panama, Columbia, Libya, Serbia, Laos, etc. and the Cold War, the war on drugs, and the White Aryan Resistance.
2. What did Susan B. Anthony do? Put her face on the biggest monetary flop ever.
3. What is one thing Benjamin Franklin is famous for? 100 dollar bill. Rap lyrics. Clockin fat Benjamins.
4. There were 13 original states. Name three. Seminole nation, Apachee, and Iroqois.
5. What is one responsibility that is only for United States citizens? Helping citizens of the world release that American inside that is dieing to get out.
6. What does the judicial branch do? Gets anti abortionist panties all wet whenever one of them retires or dies.
7. Name your U.S. Representative. Peter Defazio
8. Who makes federal laws? Big Business with the help of lobbyists.
9. What does the Constitution do? Tricks Americans into believing that they are truly free.
10. What is the supreme law of the land? Dont tread on me |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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| kabrams wrote: |
| BS.Dos. wrote: |
| ^Puerto Rico? |
Puerto Rico isn't a state. It's a territory (commonwealth?) that is moving slowly towards sovereignty, not statehood. |
It's a good job I didn't post the UK ctizenship test as I'm sure that there are questions in it about being able to detect irony, which you evidently can't.
Admission Declined. Please go to the back of the queue and try again.
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kabrams
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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| BS.Dos. wrote: |
| kabrams wrote: |
| BS.Dos. wrote: |
| ^Puerto Rico? |
Puerto Rico isn't a state. It's a territory (commonwealth?) that is moving slowly towards sovereignty, not statehood. |
It's a good job I didn't post the UK ctizenship test as I'm sure that there are questions in it about being able to detect irony, which you evidently can't.
Admission Declined. Please go to the back of the queue and try again.
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What the hell is a queue?  |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Please tell me you're joking.
Cue explanation:
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kabrams
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:47 am Post subject: |
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| BS.Dos. wrote: |
Please tell me you're joking.
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Queue (#4) |
I was joking. Which adds to the hilarity of your "admissions denied" comment.  |
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