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the british wave
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Whistleblower



Joined: 03 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love the hoodies and chavs from the UK. They act as if they are tough and the biz but they are downright stupid. It's as if they have been living on benefits since their mother released them to the world.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whistleblower wrote:
I love the hoodies and chavs from the UK. They act as if they are tough and the biz but they are downright stupid. It's as if they have been living on benefits since their mother released them to the world.


whaaat?> dont use ur big words on me! i dont know wat dey mean dus i man! com den man, com den init ill beat u up!
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Morton



Joined: 06 Mar 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The one nice thing about England though is that it's not Scotland which has got to have the bleakest and darkest landscape in Europe with of course the typical sour and suspicious faces. J.K. Rowling wrote her books in Scotland which figures since the weather is so crappy and the people so unfriendly she probably spent all her time indoors. I was glad to get out of that hole with my sanity intact.


Laughing You've got our number. The weather in Scotland is terrible. This makes people stay indoors alot. Often in the pub. It's a shame you found the people unfriendly. Some of the people there are real arseholes. Feel free to go back though and i'll recommend where to go. Remember your umbrella though. Wink
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come on, everyone should know England's greatest contribution to the world is its comedy shows and comedians- Fawlty Towers, Black Books, Reeves and Mortimer, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard's stand-up, Ricky Gervais' stand-up, the Young Ones, Bottom, the New Statesman and of course the Office (BRITISH VERSION). The English language seems a paltry thing next to these titans.

Oh yeah, and 'Have I Got News for You' and 'Whose Line is it Anyway' (BRITISH VERSION).
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it's full of stars



Joined: 26 Dec 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tthe Scottish-a strange, cantankerous breed, given to madness and depression. Good Celts.

The Welsh, generous, humourous bastards. Witty and down to earth. Pity more of them(and the Scots) don't travel.

I found your typical English blokes to be some of the best people on earth. Weather is feckin' terrible, in some places. Like horizontal snow on the Kinder Plateau, but some of the best crack in the world.

Ireland and GB/UK, more culture, humour and character than you can shake a stick at, also some of the quickest-tempered but forgiving and intelligent people I've met anywhere.

Sorry if this is a bit weird, it's late and I'm tired.
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Motto



Joined: 05 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's full fo stars
think you have now done enough to claim nationality, collect your passport from the nearest embassy. Welcome aboard the sinking ship.

you too can right royaly take the piss out of all things British but beat the *h*t out of any johhny foreigner that dares to do the same..

sorry if this is weird but its late and im drunk

Cheers
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jetrash



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

full of stars


word
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jetrash



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

komerican wrote:
The British are a depressing lot to look at. Their facial expressions are usually grim and sour .

yes,its true!
komerican,global classe observation!


english people need to wear more make up, and comb their bloody hair,like nobelesse koreans.

we just dont seem to care how we look.

its very important.
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jetrash



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

caring how one looks is both nobelesse and modern

however, the british empire was not built on such conceits.



we tend to leave that to the revolting natives and the women.


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shifty



Joined: 21 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My father was from Edinburgh and emigrated to South Africa in his twenties. He would always complain of that "cold wind" in Scotland and never ever even expressed a wish to at least pay a flying visit.

In the 2ndWW his family in Scotland had to communicate with the Red Cross to find out if he was still in the land of the living. And then at the end of the war the SA authorities found an oversight that his leave had been shortchanged and in recompense offered a visit "home"for a lengthy period.

Instead he went to Italy where he had had a fun time during the war.

He was of modest background in Scotland, yet streets ahead of the typical South African in terms of common sense. South Africans have a pioneering spirit and are prey to all sorts of impractical ideas, rather like Americans.

He would recount stories of Scottish life, how newspapers would have no vendor, you could simply lay down the cash and take a paper. Nothing would be stolen. And how, if there were say an emergency in a crowded place such as fire in a cinema, there'd be a firmly disciplined exit.
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jetrash



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

there is a loch in scotland,loch glass,that is the nearest thing to heaven on earth.
one day i will buy it, and build a house there.
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Gwangjuboy



Joined: 08 Jul 2003
Location: England

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

komerican wrote:
I attribute it to their atrocious weather which is usually wet and dismal. The terrible weather explains why there are some well known British writers. Dreary weather tends to make people stay indoors so there's nothing to do but read or write.


Britain made the modern world; that feat wasn't accomplished by people who locked themselves inside for the majority of the year writing novels.

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Most of the water around the British Isles is bleak, colorless, flat and oily.


You should have visited the Isles of Scilly.

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I was glad to get out of that hole with my sanity intact.


You didn't visit the Shetland Isles then? The best whale watching in the world. It's the ideal way to get away from it all. What about the architecture? Did it not interest you? It's a substantial improvement on the concrete abyss that is Seoul. Me thinks you need to get with the British wave init?

I think the UK has its problems myself but unless you have lived there you wouldn't really know much about them. Certainly, the 'problems' you have outlined here are well short of the mark.
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Hyeon Een



Joined: 24 Jun 2005

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's full of stars wrote:

I found your typical English blokes to be some of the best people on earth. Weather is feckin' terrible, in some places. Like horizontal snow on the Kinder Plateau, but some of the best crack in the world.


Umm crack? Or craic? There's a difference y'know..
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it's full of stars



Joined: 26 Dec 2007

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Komerican-

How can you say that the British Isles had some well-known writers? Then, to add insult to injury, go on to use J.K. Rowling as the example?

Seriously, that's the best you can come up with? I'm an old fogey, so I'm surprised that you chose J.K.Rowling as your example of a British writer.

Try Oscar Wilde, Sean O'Casey, George Orwell, Evelyn Waugh, P. G. Wodehouse or Joseph Conrad (oldens but goodens). I'm no Lit major but those are good writers.

J.K. Rowling is perhaps good, I've never read her. She certainly makes some money if that is an indication of greatness. Is Rowling likely to win a Nobel Prize for Harry Potter and the Chamber of Farts?

Ireland alone has 4 Nobels for literature, the UK has 10-some well-known writers indeed.

Maybe someone can chime in with a few modern writers, I like Ian Banks/Ian M. Banks, bit of sci-fi never hurt anyone and the Scottish fella' that wrote trainspotting and Scum, about the corrupt cop (I think). Sorry, I'm terrible with names.
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jetrash



Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Location: the united steaks

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it's full of stars wrote:
Komerican-

How can you say that the British Isles had some well-known writers? Then, to add insult to injury, go on to use J.K. Rowling as the example?


wasn,t that bloke SHAKESPEARE english?
tho i have heard some koreans say he had a korean father,but hes still half white,like that Daniel Henny, global catwalk model and A LIST hollywood film star?
not sure if thats true.


i seem to remember some chap called Charles Dickens,and there was a bird called Jane Austin.
not as famous as korean writers yet..but i heard they are making films of their work in america, probably starring poular english singer tom jones and english wave TV drama star Hugh Grant.
yes,its true!
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