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Is anybody on this board an 'expert'?
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sistersarah



Joined: 03 Jan 2004
Location: hiding out

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm becoming close to expert about shopping in Korea....especially the Dongdaemun area.
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Dome Vans
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

At the moment, I'm pretty much an expert at kicking a football into a basketball hoop. That's kicking it from the other end of the court. Taken a few months to perfect it.
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mnhnhyouh



Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheonmunka wrote:
I used to be very deft with banana cutting. I could climb any banana tree and make four slices with my machete to bring four bunches of beautiful bananas into my arms, then I would slide easily down the trunk and gently place them on the ground. People were always amazed. Saying stuff like, 'You are just like late Uncle Seti, you have his skill."
So yeah, I reckon I'm an expert.


You cant climb banana trees, their trunks are too soft. There is only one bunch of bananas per tree. I delcare a foul!!!

I am an expert debunker Wink

Maybe a definition is in order.

Ex : the unknown quantity.

Spurt : A drip under pressure.

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runlikegump



Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Expert, tough to say, but you likely want no part of me in Sudoku, Scrabble, crossword puzzles, Latin translation, or runs of more than three hours. These skills plus a dollar could likely get me a cup of coffee.
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nobbyken



Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not an expert, but I'll have a look at it.


Live like every week is Shark Week!
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toju wrote:
Years ago it used to be horses. Now, how to stop a baby crying at 2.40 in the morning.


So, if a horse starting crying at 2:40 in the morning, I suppose you could be expert on getting it to stop crying too, right? Wink
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cdninkorea



Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My girlfriend tells me I'm more 빨이빨이 than a Korean businessman and better at EMart and subway shoving than an 아줌마/아주마 (sp?)

So yeah, I'm an expert at those.
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mrgiles



Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

o yeah i forgot.

i'm also pretty good with a bow staff.

one gang kept on wanting me to join them.
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Suwon23



Joined: 24 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrgiles wrote:
o yeah i forgot.

i'm also pretty good with a bow staff.

one gang kept on wanting me to join them.


boo.
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mrgiles wrote:
o yeah i forgot.

i'm also pretty good with a bow staff.

one gang kept on wanting me to join them.


Bo. The type of staff is a bo.

As it happens, I am an expert with one. Also, quoting Napoleon Dynamite. These in addition to my expertise in jaywalking, which I mentioned earlier.
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm really good at passing out on the floor of nor-ae-bangs. Especially when they are all sticky with spit, and spilt beer.
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JustJohn wrote:
I am an expert jaywalker.

I believe my excellent knowledge of physics, braking and acceleration capabilities of motorized vehicles, traffic-light coordination and pedestrian path-taking combined with my long legs and innate sense of timing are what propel me to the front of the pack in this endeavor.


Laughing Funny, but after that other 'anal' thread I can't work out if this serious or merely in jest! Lol.
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Heh, the post was a joke.... but I do have some mad jaywalking skills. Razz
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olabueno



Joined: 02 Apr 2008
Location: Busan...as of 7/19

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hoops...They call me Billy Ho.


What else? Lounging at the dog beach...pretty good at that too!
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bossface



Joined: 05 Aug 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm an expert in 11-up, the awful touchscreen game. go ahead, go to hollywood in itaewon and behold the immortal bossface in it's rightful number one spot.

i'm also one of the world's finest smokers. camel and dunhill should be fighting to sponsor me.
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