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Gopher
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Sara never did much for me.
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Nice stomach, you know, hanging down near her ankles. |
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bovinerebel
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Justin Hale
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:16 am Post subject: |
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| She's not ugly, but she is 43. |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:23 am Post subject: |
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Marks out of 10 for her:
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Dome Vans
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: |
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Ugly! 4/10
Reason being too much makeup. Beautiful women don't need a lot of makeup, if any at all. Nip over to Russia and Sweden and see women who don't need makeup to make you want to jump all over them or just casually chat too them in the vain hope that they might actually give you the time of day, boosting what is probably a delicate macho persona that was damaged terribly by repeated beatings by nuns when you were at primary school. Oops! |
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hellofaniceguy
Joined: 10 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: |
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| You would have to have a grudge against your pecker to want that. |
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bogey666
Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:05 am Post subject: Re: Is she ugly? |
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ugly may be too strong a word.. She's also aged a bit the last several years.. but she has NOT 'let herself go' ( to be fair.. her husband Matthew Broderick has really criminally let himself go, he's lucky he still has his hair)
but I don't think she's particularly attractive.. though I've dug her on occassion when she has her hair out and curly (cuz I LOVE that kind of hair... a decent figure and curly hair and I'm more than halfway home 
but it's very fair to say she could walk by me on the street a thousand times and my head would probably never turn, nor my eyes switch in order to more closely "check her out".
if you want to define ugly.. there are much more ahemm. "striking" examples. |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| Dome Vans wrote: |
| BS.Dos. wrote: |
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Ugly! 4/10
Reason being too much makeup. Beautiful women don't need a lot of makeup, if any at all. Nip over to Russia and Sweden and see women who don't need makeup to make you want to jump all over them or just casually chat too them in the vain hope that they might actually give you the time of day, boosting what is probably a delicate macho persona that was damaged terribly by repeated beatings by nuns when you were at primary school. Oops! |
Sorry guys, she's actually a he. (hit the 'Meet the Girls' tab and scroll down) Incidently, and before you start wandering why I was sniffing around on a tranny site, they were all on Tyra Banks (or whatever her name is) the other night and my GF called me in the room to watch it.
I should have waited for a few more replies first really. Still, I now have some 'battyman' ammo, isn't that right dome.
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KirbyMagnus
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:24 am Post subject: |
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| Justin Hale wrote: |
| She's not ugly, but she is 43. |
Because of course all older woman are automatically ugly and become bitter spinsters who regret their mispent youth whereas all men as they grow older become ultra virile powerhouses with young women throwing themselves at them because all it takes to entice women is money and power  |
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Nowhere Man
Joined: 08 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:31 am Post subject: ... |
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Rather than ask, I looked it up:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?page=1&term=ming
Quite the word of the hour. 27 definitions.
Ming, why are we smoking ming with these mings when we could be minging with those mings over there where it's not so ming.
I think SJP is cute. Not a traditional beauty, but not ugly. I think that's why she was cast in her Sex and the City role. It wouldn't have worked if the characters were over-the-top gorgeous. And it did work...for a while...until every female in the universe decided that her and her friends were going to make the same little group. That was really annoying. |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| Minger, minging, but there isn't a past tense, unless of course you've recently slept with a minger in which case you can consider yourself as having been minged. |
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bogey666
Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| KirbyMagnus wrote: |
| Justin Hale wrote: |
| She's not ugly, but she is 43. |
Because of course all older woman are automatically ugly and become bitter spinsters who regret their mispent youth whereas all men as they grow older become ultra virile powerhouses with young women throwing themselves at them because all it takes to entice women is money and power |
nah.
but it's fair to say "generally speaking", nature is often more kind to men in the aging process.
if they don't get fat.. men don't have to deal with the "gravity" issue, because they don't have fatty tissue that is SUPPOSED to "hang"
and because of classic and historically accepted standards of beauty, facial lines don't detract from the masculine ideal which is more along "rugged" lines (indeed they often help!) whereas the feminine ideal is supposed to be "delicate" , ergo wrinkles and lines detract from it.
Age catches up to everyone but certainly the 40's a lot more men can outrun it for at least a little while longer.
Nota Bene: George Clooney is 47, or 48 these days.. whereas Pitt is around 44 I think.
Best looking woman in that age group I've seen is Cindy Crawford.. who in her mid forties still looks absolutely amazing, but can no longer serve as the sex symbol that Clooney and Pitt can continue on being. |
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blurgalurgalurga
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:52 am Post subject: |
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if they don't get fat.. men don't have to deal with the "gravity" issue, because they don't have fatty tissue that is SUPPOSED to "hang"
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Generally true, but sadly, old men are always sitting on and tripping over their pendulous balls. Once you're over sixty you'll need to wear a truss.
Assuming you had proper huevos to begin with.
Seriously, that's why Papa Hemingway ate the shottie, and why Hunter S. did the cranial Pollock painting. They tired of squishing their nuts whenever they sat down. |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:44 am Post subject: |
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| I don't think she's ugly at all. |
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bogey666
Joined: 17 Mar 2008
Location: Korea, the ass free zone
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| Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
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if they don't get fat.. men don't have to deal with the "gravity" issue, because they don't have fatty tissue that is SUPPOSED to "hang"
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Generally true, but sadly, old men are always sitting on and tripping over their pendulous balls. Once you're over sixty you'll need to wear a truss.
Assuming you had proper huevos to begin with.
Seriously, that's why Papa Hemingway ate the shottie, and why Hunter S. did the cranial Pollock painting. They tired of squishing their nuts whenever they sat down. |
perhaps but several points come to mind
a) by the time you're sixty you're going be generally physically decrepit
b) if one can pick a spot that is going to be more decrepit, it's always best to pick the one most and best covered by layers of clothing and least noticeable - a man's balls fit the bill.
c) seems to me if you're going to get a tightening/tuck anywhere on one's body, then why not around the balls to make them hang less if that's an issue? I don't think plastic surgery around the scrotal sack is going to result in that "lizard" look that one gets on the face
p.s. forgot to note that though nature is kinder on men in terms of gravity, it does exact a particularly cruel form of revenge on the male species - namely male pattern baldness which is a scourge and affects many men as early as their twenties. |
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