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Austin Powers

Joined: 09 Mar 2003 Location: Incheon
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 5:30 pm Post subject: Try Germany |
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There I was in a mixed sauna, buck naked, the only guy with two gorgeous tutonic gals, stay down percy, stay down! was I happy-you bet I was. Now they say the human body is a beautiful thing. NOT ALWAYS!, well you know how Germans love cake, sausage and beer (not exactly slimming foods) well after about 10 minutes of heaven I was then subjected to hell. The door opened, I was expecting more honeys to walk in on my wondeful dream, instead it was a nightmare, it was horrible I tell you. Not only was I shocked by one of these horrible creatures but there must have been 10 of them....... grossly overweight, flabby with leathery skin. It was horrible, horrible I tell you. The experience traumatised me so much that I still wake up from my nightmares in a cold sweat. |
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kiwiboy_nz_99

Joined: 05 Jul 2003 Location: ...Enlightenment...
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Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2003 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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Now I know I sound like some kind of desperate dirty minded idiot. |
No, you just sound like an Australian! |
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jaebea
Joined: 21 Sep 2003 Location: SYD
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 5:15 am Post subject: |
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We'll gladly welcome him if he's like this. :D
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mithridates

Joined: 03 Mar 2003 Location: President's office, Korean Space Agency
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Posted: Sun Nov 23, 2003 6:42 am Post subject: |
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Saunas in Estonia and Finland are extremely hot, and a towel can feel like a piece of hot metal against your skin if you wear one. It's more comfortable to be naked in them. |
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