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The 2008 Dave's ESLcafe Death Match....
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

raketbaler wrote:
I want to take on Stormy. She's a girl so I might let her win.


You might let me win? Ha! Bring it on sailor.

Personally I want to see Kentucker4 take on his hairy gorilla friend. I think they should do one of those 'men's retreats' where they run around naked in the snow and howl at the moon followed by lots of manly group hugs in the sweat lodge. I think it could be therapeutic for both of them. I'm sure seeing Kentucker4 was just as traumatic for the gorilla.
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spliff vs Ffilps
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UberJRI



Joined: 22 Apr 2008
Location: Not where I want to be...yet

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kentucker4 vs himself. I'm sure he'd still find a way to get in trouble... Razz
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

crusher_of_heads wrote:
sarcasmkills v. vanislander

Over hockey hell ya.

If that Detroit-Windsor tunnel vision Red Wings homer gets off cloud nine over his boys taking home the cup this year and actually sees anything beyond the motorcity, then we can talk, and debate and argue and go ten rounds no prob.

Set the smackdown date for early September, as a warm up for training camp.
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dean_burrito



Joined: 12 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how bout that fromtheuk guy and kentucker4 in some kind of brain bowl competition.
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caniff



Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

toddswift vs. half the board
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fromtheuk vs. heterosexuality
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DrunkenMaster



Joined: 04 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 11:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crusher_of_Heads vs. Homer
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crusher_of_heads



Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually, for the most part, I have slightly above average opinion of Homer-sure, we will disagree on neanderthals spitting and putting your shoulder down when adjummas try to shove, but it's true it's true.


However, when I opened this thread, I had this matchup in mind:


ilsanman v homer

EDIT: change that-Homer is married and obviously he was the one who deleted the canonical DON"T do it boyz! thread whcih was brought back in a debilitated state.


I am going to fight him.


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bejarano-korea



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SeoulShakin wrote:
I feel as though kentucker4 and bejarno korea could be funny.

kt4 is just so damn amusing and stubborn, and bejarno korea likes to rile people up for the fun of it. That could go on forever haha Smile


Hey watch it! Shocked I'm a nice guy! Laughing I offer financial assitance to posters in need! I'm due for canonization if this board is anything to go by.

People on here rile ME! this place is a blurt magnet as is Korea I suppose but I get a daily laugh out of this place.

Kentucker4 was a wind up merchant extrodinare - He is going back to his life as Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hills - I'm going to miss his presence on here!

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JongnoGuru



Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bejarano-korea wrote:
Kentucker4 was a wind up merchant extrodinare - He is going back to his life as Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hills - I'm going to miss his presence on here!

Contract's up, or is he pulling a "bejarano"? Wink Seriously, is he leaving Korea, and why so soon?


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bejarano-korea



Joined: 13 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JongnoGuru wrote:
bejarano-korea wrote:
Kentucker4 was a wind up merchant extrodinare - He is going back to his life as Jethro Clampett in Beverly Hills - I'm going to miss his presence on here!

Contract's up, or is he pulling a "bejarano"? Wink Seriously, is he leaving Korea, and why so soon?




Laughing

I'm going to make a grand annoncment next week regarding bejarano korea coming back to Korea which I'm sure will get lots of fan mail!

If everyone pulled a 'bejarano' then Korean hagwon owners would all take a collective dump in their pants everytime they tried fucking with us! Cool

Kentucker? I don't know the ins and outs of his departure but he has left us one big last turd for us to swallow right here before saying au revior.

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=125366

I don't think it has had the exposure it deserves to be honest - Kentucker is a 'Daves' hero of the highest order.
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