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Fishead soup
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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Korea is famous for the 조 호spider. It crawles in your ear and lays eggs.
After the eggs hatch the spiders make they're way to your brains. Where they feast. For the next few days you'll become more and more stupid as your brain is slowly disappearing. Finally you'll drop dead. |
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WoBW
Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Location: HBC
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
Korea is famous for the 조 호spider. It crawles in your ear and lays eggs.
After the eggs hatch the spiders make they're way to your brains. Where they feast. For the next few days you'll become more and more stupid as your brain is slowly disappearing. Finally you'll drop dead. |
That's a joke, right? Right?
Molly I feel your pain. I have a similar fear of cockroaches. If I see one in my apartment I can't sleep until it's dead and flushed down the bog.
Trouble is even after I squash one with a big book it takes me a while to muster up the courage to grab some tissue paper and pick it up.  |
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captain kirk
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:16 am Post subject: |
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I've had tarantulas as pets for about three years now. I got the first one off Dave's buy and sell here three years ago. He was the second owner. So I'm the third. This tarantula is six years old now and will live to be 25. It's a female. The females live longest. Males die at 6 or so.
It's of a species that is the second largest in the world, from Brazil. I have four now. One is from Chile and the rest are Brazilian. If you go to Dongdaemun pet arcade you can see tarantulas for sale. Along with lizards, etc.
Anyhow I really appreciate spiders now. When I see them in the yard, around the house, in the woods. Because a tarantula is so big one pays more attention to it than a little spider. I don't handle them though.
Google 'the british tarantula society' (or the bts). There's a forum there like Dave's but all about tats. |
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Lekker

Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:54 am Post subject: |
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| I have a friend who had a pet tarantula. It bit her in the arm. Her arm was numb for a week. They don't make good pets, unless you have them defanged, but then that's just cruel. |
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Rob'sdad
Joined: 12 May 2008 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:58 am Post subject: |
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| In Northern California near rivers and streams there are big milk spiders that build their webs between trees. So while you're busy looking out for rattlesnakes you catch a spiderweb in the face. |
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Kwangjuchicken

Joined: 01 Sep 2003 Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:36 am Post subject: Re: fear of spiders...please help |
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I have always been horrified by them since I was younger. I don't know what started it, but it is something that really bothers me. I just saw a black one, quick and nimble, scurry across my wall and jump onto my desk. Now that I saw one, anytime I feel a wisp of air, I think it's on me, or if a piece of my hair falls on my shoulder, I think it's the hairy beast. Little ones bother me, but it's the medium black and white ones that are about the size of a dime that really freak me out. Never saw a huge one, like a tarantula, but I am sure I would flip my brains out if I came into contact with one.
How can I get over this fear? I am seriously nervous to go to bed because I am afraid it will crawl in my mouth whilst I sleep. |
Maybe you are like me.
Q: In your room you have a spider that is about the size of a pea. And, a 10 foot snake that is non-poison and is also the type that has no fangs. What do you do?
A: You grab the snake and use it to kill the spider.
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 4:54 am Post subject: |
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| Fishead soup wrote: |
Korea is famous for the 조 호spider. It crawles in your ear and lays eggs.
After the eggs hatch the spiders make they're way to your brains. Where they feast. For the next few days you'll become more and more stupid as your brain is slowly disappearing. Finally you'll drop dead. |
Well see that's just wrong. In Aus our spiders will just bite you & you die. No deception, no trickery, no cloak & daggers in the night. Our spiders are honest damn it. |
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rumdiary

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:02 am Post subject: |
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| captain kirk wrote: |
I've had tarantulas as pets for about three years now. I got the first one off Dave's buy and sell here three years ago. He was the second owner. So I'm the third. This tarantula is six years old now and will live to be 25. It's a female. The females live longest. Males die at 6 or so.
It's of a species that is the second largest in the world, from Brazil. I have four now. One is from Chile and the rest are Brazilian. If you go to Dongdaemun pet arcade you can see tarantulas for sale. Along with lizards, etc.
Anyhow I really appreciate spiders now. When I see them in the yard, around the house, in the woods. Because a tarantula is so big one pays more attention to it than a little spider. I don't handle them though.
Google 'the british tarantula society' (or the bts). There's a forum there like Dave's but all about tats. |
Do you have directions to the Dongdaemun pet arcade? |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:40 am Post subject: |
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MOLLY BLOOM! DON'T READ THIS POST! IT'LL CREEP YOU OUT!!!
MOLLY, NOOOO!!
Anyone ever had a moth crawl into their ear while they sleep? It's surprisingly common, but it always confuses the crap out of the ER crew when you storm in crying and hollering. They inevitably think you're crazy and trank you up, but when you come out of the narco-trance, the damn things still in there, thrumming away...
Ok Molly you're safe now |
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Stormy

Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Location: Here & there
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:43 am Post subject: |
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Anyone ever had a moth crawl into their ear while they sleep? It's surprisingly common, but it always confuses the crap out of the ER crew when you storm in crying and hollering. They inevitably think you're crazy and trank you up, but when you come out of the narco-trance, the damn things still in there, thrumming away...
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When that's happened to me I've just poured a little warm water in my ear & flooded it out. Next time though I'm gonna storm in to the ER crying & hollering and get tranked up. Why should you have all the fun? |
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Rteacher

Joined: 23 May 2005 Location: Western MA, USA
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:11 am Post subject: |
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Fear of spiders (and snakes) is pretty natural since they tend to be venomous (and creepy) - but humans are way more of a threat to cause harm.
My advice is to seal off any cracks around windows with foam tape (or something). A couple years ago, I actually had a nest of rather large, scary-looking spiders outside my (second floor) window, and practically every day I'd find a new (usually mid-sized) one inside my apartment.
Since I've taped around the window frame - and kept the window shut - the last two years, I've hardly seen any spiders (maybe one or two harmless looking ones.)
I also keep a fine-mesh screen over my shower drain - and even the kitchen sink drain - to keep out other bugs like centipedes and roaches.
I would think that using pesticides would also help keep them out (though they're probably more harmful than most spiders - who at least help control other bugs)
One thing is that insects and animals seem to sense fear or harmful intent on the part of humans (since we kill so many of them) so it's best not to overact to the very minor risk posed by them.
But if they look really menacing just stomp on 'em (and chant Krishna! - or some name of God - to benefit the soul that was inside that spider body) |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:14 am Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
Anyone ever had a moth crawl into their ear while they sleep? It's surprisingly common, but it always confuses the crap out of the ER crew when you storm in crying and hollering. They inevitably think you're crazy and trank you up, but when you come out of the narco-trance, the damn things still in there, thrumming away...
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When that's happened to me I've just poured a little warm water in my ear & flooded it out. Next time though I'm gonna storm in to the ER crying & hollering and get tranked up. Why should you have all the fun? |
Ah, you Antipodeans are always so good about that kind of thing. Canadians flail when invaded by vermin. |
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Bigfeet

Joined: 29 May 2008 Location: Grrrrr.....
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:16 am Post subject: |
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| Well, she hasn't answered in a while, maybe she finally got some sleep? |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Well, she hasn't answered in a while, maybe she finally got some sleep? |
Yes, thanks. I slept well. I just said some prayers and spoke to it out loud and told it I was sorry for spraying it with water and hoped it didn't come back to get me.
I really try hard not to kill them, so a few times, literally, in the middle of tears, I have caught one in a can or cup and released it outside.
See, I have a theory since I have killed so many spiders thus far in my life that I will die by them one day...perhaps I will succumb to the fate in the movie Arachnophobia or something. Or they will all gang up on me, something like that.
I also once wrote (if I may say so myself, an entertaining and good) short story about an entomologist whose death come about by bugs seeking revenge! Maybe I should get it out and edit that son of a bitch! |
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MollyBloom

Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Location: James Joyce's pants
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Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| By the way, the odd thing about my fear is if I am outside, in the woods or hiking, I am still bothered by them, but I feel less so because it's their territory I am in. Bouncing in my comfy bed and scurrying around my panties is when I disapprove of their presence. |
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