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A2Steve
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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| Cheonmunka wrote: |
| Was there evidence to suggest that was their intention? Or, is it hearsay? |
the condoms seem to confirm that. oh, and they also had led zeppelin IV on the stereo and some ruffies, just to be on the safe side.
the real quesiton the twins asked at the police station, "DO YOU THINK SHE WILL CALL IN THE MORNING?!?!?"  |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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This thread title is interesting:
Guys dig up pretty but dead woman to have sex with her.
Would it be more or less shocking if she was ugly? |
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R-Seoul
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Location: your place
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| Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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Exhume To Consume - Carcass
Grimly I dig up the turfs
To remove the corrupted stiffs
Trying to contain my excitement
As I desecrate graveolent crypts...
Fingers claw at coffin lids
Eager festal exhumation
Hugging your wry, festered remains
With post-humous joy and elation...
Body snatched, freshly interred
Whatever takes my fancy
To satisfy my gratuitous pica
My culinary necromancy...
Scrutinised then brutalised
My forensic inquisition is fulfiled
My recipe is now your epitaph
Be it fried, boiled or grilled...
I devour the pediculous corpse
Whetting my palate as I exhume
The festering stench of rotting flesh
Makes me drool as I consume...
Caskets I grate
My larder's a grave
I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)
Rotten remains I eat
Purulent meat
What a funeral feast (putrid reek)
Weeping tissue is stripped
Pus dribbles from my lips
Pulverising this pustular chaff
Butchering up morgue's makes me laugh...
Ulcerated flesh I munch
Rotting corpses are my lunch
On bones I love to crunch (on the badly decomposed)
Shrivelled innards I lick
The corpse's head I kick
Crumbling shreds I pick (eat the stiffs)
[Solo: morbid melody for the deceased with salt to taste]
Rancid flesh, slaughter the dead
- Caskets exhumed...
Corpses disinterred, graves disturbed
- To consume...
Bereaved relatives are not amused
As on their dear departed I feverishly consume...
Slavering worms, decomposure burns
Corrosion born, as bacteria gnaw
Desecrate...
Precipitate....(from the muddy grave)
Macerate...
Eviscerate...
Caskets I grate
My larder's a grave
I'm sickly obsessed (with the badly decomposed)
Rotten remains I eat
Purulent meat
What a funeral feast (putrid reek)
Saponified fats, nibbled by rats
- freshly exhumed...
Deep down six feet is where I like to eat
- Human flesh to consume... |
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itaewonguy
Joined: 25 Mar 2003
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:47 am Post subject: |
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FUKC me dead !  |
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SeoulFinn
Joined: 27 Feb 2006
Location: 1h from Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:31 am Post subject: |
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Maybe these idiots listened too much George Carlin and took him literally? Carlin mentioned in one of his routines that many fine "specimens" go waste as the women are buried intact. Many specimens have extremely low mileage or no use at all. There must be many lonely men who would appreciate the gift that, er, keeps giving. Organ donors FTW!
Anyway, lock these guys up for 20 years. That will teach them.
PS. I'll try to find the exact quote of the routine.
PPS. The routine is called "Posthumous Female Transplants." Here's LINK to youtube. NSFW! |
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red_devil
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
Location: Korea
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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I can see the Far Side comic now.
Caption reads: "And despite what the other inmates said, Jim was out to prove once and for all that he COULD get laid in graveyard." |
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BS.Dos.
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Those dorks look like characters out of the game Half Life. |
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A2Steve
Joined: 10 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| SeoulFinn wrote: |
Maybe these idiots listened too much George Carlin and took him literally? Carlin mentioned in one of his routines that many fine "specimens" go waste as the women are buried intact. Many specimens have extremely low mileage or no use at all. There must be many lonely men who would appreciate the gift that, er, keeps giving. Organ donors FTW!
Anyway, lock these guys up for 20 years. That will teach them.
PS. I'll try to find the exact quote of the routine.
PPS. The routine is called "Posthumous Female Transplants." Here's LINK to youtube. NSFW! |
the late sam kinnison had a bit about narcophilia, the psych. name for screwing a dead girl/guy. it's not so much what he said, but how he said it, and it was dialogue the deceased would have as they are being violated.
re: the matter would it matter if the person was attractive in life, I would say it matters little.....
but it does matter. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Stormy wrote: |
This thread title is interesting:
Guys dig up pretty but dead woman to have sex with her.
Would it be more or less shocking if she was ugly? |
It's hard to describe an entire article in just one line, but the reason the guys sought to dig her up and have sex with her was because one of them saw her obituary and thought she was pretty.
So yes, it matters.
Don't you find it the least bit odd that someone would dig up a dead person just because they were attractive so that they could have sex with them? That is what these guys did. |
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