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Poetry Slams?
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

didn't Harold Bloom refer to poetry slam as "the death of art?"
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runlikegump



Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Harold Bloom hasn't updated his notion of the aesthetic since Christ was a cowboy. For curmudgeonly insight into the Western canon or for a warm and fuzzy kindred spirit in praise of Shakespeare's genius, Bloom's your boy. For delving into the nuance of modern prosody, not so much.
I'll come out to Bucheon.
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mrgiles



Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

or a somewhat questionable application of psychoanalytic concepts to literature.

i'd be into checking out bucheon too. especially if nole brings her funnel.
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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just becuase I am hot and your not don't be jealous!!!!!!!!!

but seriously Mr Marley... I'll go to the poetry slam, I am working on something very special right now, you wanna here:

It was a clear black night,
a clear white moon
NOLEGIRL was on the streets,
trying to consume
Some skirts for the eve,
so I can get some funk
Just rollin' in my ride,
chillin' all alone
Just hit the Eastside of the LBC
On a mission trying to find Mr. Marley
Seen a car full of girls ain't no need to tweak
All you skirts know what's up with 213

I'm gettin' jacked,
I'm breakin' myself
I can't believe they taking Nolegirls wealth
They took my rings,
they took my Rolex
I looked at the brotha said
"Damn, what's next?"

I thought maybe we could all rap to it and talk about our experience of how the white man is keeping us DOWN!!!

Seriously, your all dumb, don't make me REGULATE on your ass!

And Kickball and croquet are fun sports, and horseshoes. I ma going to start my own club, its going to be so much more narley then your club!!

You all can go suck a big nut, rejects!
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nolegirl=fake poster.

nobody could make so many internet spelling errors in a single post.

not real. if i go to itaewon and i bump into a guy who got kicked off the portsmouth university cricket squad for showing up late to too many games, i will know i have met nolegirl.

nice try, dave's mod. at least you're getting halfway creative and realistic about the characters you invent.
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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just suck at the english language, and why do my posts have to have correct spelling, what b/c we all are suddenyl English teachers and now I am suddenly an expert. I hqave asked 4 times where the spell check button is and nobody will tell me, soo I blame all my mispellings on you! I don't care if I spelled incorreclty you get the jist of it. I don't want to have to go throught my post and correct my errors, that would take to long!!!

Get a life!

And the mods know nothing about Regulators, Warren G. Only someone as cool as myself would no about that shit!
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nolegirl wrote:
I am not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just suck at the english language, and why do my posts have to have correct spelling, what b/c we all are suddenyl English teachers and now I am suddenly an expert. I hqave asked 4 times where the spell check button is and nobody will tell me, soo I blame all my mispellings on you! I don't care if I spelled incorreclty you get the jist of it. I don't want to have to go throught my post and correct my errors, that would take to long!!!

Get a life!

And the mods know nothing about Regulators, Warren G. Only someone as cool as myself would no about that shit!


no. you're not real. and my heart is breaking over here in japan. i thought i'd found a wife, someone to cook me rice and wash my socks.

but alas, you're an australian man.
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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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no. you're not real. and my heart is breaking over here in japan. i thought i'd found a wife, someone to cook me rice and wash my socks.

but alas, you're an australian man.




I cannot beleive you offended me by calling me Australian, I am not sir!!!
Thats worse then calling me a Canadian! Well maybe not.

By the way I don't know how to cook and I always lose one sock in the wash, I would be a horrible wife, go find yourself a nice Japanese girl who can fetch you things or hire a maid or something. If we were to ever get married one of us would kill the other, and I sure as hell don't go down easy, you would have a fight on your hands!
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Michael Scott



Joined: 28 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm down
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Marley_Doug



Joined: 12 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

this really sucks...the more she posts, the more i am becoming less attracted to the "lay in pools of her own puke" sorority girl, even though i know she can do a keg stand better than anyone else....but unfortunately nolegirl makes us digress...

the point of the thread was to see about interest in poetry slams...please ignore the former captain of the high school cheerleading squad-who-had-to-pay-to-get-into-a-club-in-college-for-attention and now is having withdrawals after cheating her way through a "college" *cough* FSU...
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nolegirl



Joined: 17 Apr 2008

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I am not nor ever was a cheerleader!!! I hated all organized sports as I usually sucked at all of them. I did not cheat may way through college, I seduced the professors into giving me passing grades!! This is how I plan on getting my graduate degree, I don't need no edumacation!

Whatever, I will leave you to your stupid thread about a poet slam party, I can tell you all will have a wild time! You sound like a hippie , hippies are liars and cheats, and thats what you are, ya damn hippie!
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ReeseDog



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uberscheisse wrote:
nolegirl=fake poster.

nobody could make so many internet spelling errors in a single post.

not real. if i go to itaewon and i bump into a guy who got kicked off the portsmouth university cricket squad for showing up late to too many games, i will know i have met nolegirl.

nice try, dave's mod. at least you're getting halfway creative and realistic about the characters you invent.


I think she might be real. He spelling and grammar are horrible, but then, she's a graduate of Florida State (if she's to be believed). What else might one expect?

What gets me is how she thinks she might effectively teach the language.
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runlikegump



Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Real or sock, she handily cracks the Top Seven Most Annoying Posters on the Forum. Nole, if you don't like people who can use the big words to make pretty rhymes, then don't come. Easy peasy.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ReeseDog wrote:
uberscheisse wrote:
nolegirl=fake poster.

nobody could make so many internet spelling errors in a single post.

not real. if i go to itaewon and i bump into a guy who got kicked off the portsmouth university cricket squad for showing up late to too many games, i will know i have met nolegirl.

nice try, dave's mod. at least you're getting halfway creative and realistic about the characters you invent.


I think she might be real. He spelling and grammar are horrible, but then, she's a graduate of Florida State (if she's to be believed). What else might one expect?

What gets me is how she thinks she might effectively teach the language.


what'd be great is if (he)she showed up to the poetry slam in character to heckle you.

imagining an aussie trying to ape a floridian accent fills me with mirth.
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runlikegump



Joined: 05 Nov 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yep, good point. Hey nole, c'mon out mate, and bring the Foster's.
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