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poet13
Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.
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My Top 10
1) Have sex with at least 10 women. Age 18.
2) Get in a fight and win. Age 9.
3) Travel on your own. Age 15.
4) Get drunk. Age 12.
5) Get high. Also age 12.
6) Be secure enough to have a gay friend. Age late 20's.
7) Gamble. Age 15.
 Ride a motorcycle. AGe 14.
9) Own a home. Age 26.
10) Reproduce. Maybe age 18 but for sure 38. |
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Bearach
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
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| Live. |
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Starla
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:22 am Post subject: |
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| crusher_of_heads wrote: |
| Starla, you know what I would do if I had a million dollars? |
Indulge me you crazy Canadian. |
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losing_touch
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Location: Ulsan - I think!
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| Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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>>1) Have sex with at least 10 women. Age 18.
Amen ... you beat me to it. |
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Captain Marlow
Joined: 23 Apr 2008
Location: darkness
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:18 am Post subject: |
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drink black coffee
eat bugs
grow a beard
ride a horse
ride in the back of a pickup truck
bake something for someone
go tubing down a river with a sixer
peel out and do donuts
ride a wheelie on a bicycle
pee in the sink
leave the house for the day with no shirt
experience the loss of a parent
eat something that has fallen onto the ground
read a playboy magazine publicly
buy their mother a house
help build a house
drop in on a halfpipe
grow something
fall in love
have heart broken
break someone's heart
make paper airplanes
play at least one song on the guitar
go to a wrestling match
go all in at poker
own a lazyboy
i'm still workin on a lot of these |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:32 am Post subject: |
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| Captain Marlow wrote: |
drink black coffee
eat bugs
grow a beard
ride a horse
ride in the back of a pickup truck
bake something for someone
go tubing down a river with a sixer
peel out and do donuts
ride a wheelie on a bicycle
pee in the sink
leave the house for the day with no shirt
experience the loss of a parent
eat something that has fallen onto the ground
help build a house
grow something
fall in love
have heart broken
break someone's heart
make paper airplanes
go all in at poker
i'm still workin on a lot of these |
 I did all those except it wasn't a sixer it was a pair of vodka coolers in my shorts, my friend choosing a couple of beers for his.
And the following ones you mention I haven't done:
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play at least one song on the guitar
own a lazyboy |
I am working on those.  Not too late.
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read a playboy magazine publicly
go to a wrestling match |
No thanks. I have had sex publicly though, on a beach at stanley park under our beach blanket, in a park in my hometown and at a popular boating lake. Been to baseball and hockey games but can't stand WWF/E whatever, and never was a boyhood dream of mine to go to one.
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| drop in on a halfpipe |
dunno what that is, sounds like something to do with skateboarding: I did rollerskate, completing a double once, just once, one and a half plenty of times. |
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whatever
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:49 am Post subject: |
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1. Get a blowjob while driving down the highway
2. Take mushrooms and go snowboarding
3. Whittle
4. Get a badass avatar
5. Nail a pornstar |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:53 am Post subject: |
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| whatever wrote: |
1. Get a blowjob while driving down the highway
2. Take mushrooms and go snowboarding
3. Whittle
4. Get a badass avatar
5. Nail a pornstar |
I've done 3 of those 5 but I ain't saying which ones.  |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:57 am Post subject: |
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1. Have a kid.
2. If possible and merited, really get to know your dad and thank him.
3. Have a threesome (or more).
4. Run naked on Yonge Street (or any other busy street).
5. Break up with a woman cuz she has ugly toes (or something else stupid. be sure NOT to tell her that's the reason).
6. Kill an animal (but not a cute one)
7. Sit on a lazy boy and watch crap on TV for at least 24 hours.
8. Use electric saws, drills, sanders, and routers.
9. Own a tool belt.
10. Sit naked around a campfire with your rugby team. (or hockey, football, baseball, etc.)
| whatever wrote: |
| . Get a blowjob while driving down the highway |
Done! ... and oh so enjoyable |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:21 am Post subject: |
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| endo wrote: |
My Top 10
1) Have sex with at least 10 women.
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At one time? Cuz if so, you're definitely my new hero. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:48 am Post subject: |
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| Newbie wrote: |
1. Have a kid.
2. If possible and merited, really get to know your dad and thank him.
3. Have a threesome (or more).
4. Run naked on Yonge Street (or any other busy street).
5. Break up with a woman cuz she has ugly toes (or something else stupid. be sure NOT to tell her that's the reason).
6. Kill an animal (but not a cute one)
7. Sit on a lazy boy and watch crap on TV for at least 24 hours.
8. Use electric saws, drills, sanders, and routers.
9. Own a tool belt.
10. Sit naked around a campfire with your rugby team. (or hockey, football, baseball, etc.) |
Okay you got me there. I haven't done ANY of the things on this list!
Though I got to really get to know my dad growing one-on-one with him as a single parent of an only child, I never did get to thank him before he died, but he knew I appreciated him and I did get to tell him he was getting smarter and wiser with age (in my eyes) |
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Newbie
Joined: 07 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:28 am Post subject: |
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| VanIslander wrote: |
| Newbie wrote: |
1. Have a kid.
2. If possible and merited, really get to know your dad and thank him.
3. Have a threesome (or more).
4. Run naked on Yonge Street (or any other busy street).
5. Break up with a woman cuz she has ugly toes (or something else stupid. be sure NOT to tell her that's the reason).
6. Kill an animal (but not a cute one)
7. Sit on a lazy boy and watch crap on TV for at least 24 hours.
8. Use electric saws, drills, sanders, and routers.
9. Own a tool belt.
10. Sit naked around a campfire with your rugby team. (or hockey, football, baseball, etc.) |
Okay you got me there. I haven't done ANY of the things on this list!
Though I got to really get to know my dad growing one-on-one with him as a single parent of an only child, I never did get to thank him before he died, but he knew I appreciated him and I did get to tell him he was getting smarter and wiser with age (in my eyes) |
I would have pegged you to have done numbers 8 and 9. |
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VanIslander
Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:33 am Post subject: |
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| Newbie wrote: |
| I would have pegged you to have done numbers 8 and 9. |
Gawd no. Power tools and my own tool belt? Ugh, no thanks.
I did help my retired mechanic of a father build a house. But my role was to carry heavy things like lumber, use the odd hammer and nail. Absolutely wouldn't touch power tools though. And hated every minute on the site. But it was for a good cause: a single mom and her daughter needed a small home to call their own and my dad was in the Lion's club and got enough money together that way to buy the wood and my dad did most of the important labour, with a few grunts he directed. |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:25 am Post subject: |
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| Captain Marlow wrote: |
drink black coffee
eat bugs
grow a beard
ride a horse
ride in the back of a pickup truck
bake something for someone
go tubing down a river with a sixer
peel out and do donuts
ride a wheelie on a bicycle
pee in the sink
leave the house for the day with no shirt
experience the loss of a parent
eat something that has fallen onto the ground
read a playboy magazine publicly
buy their mother a house
help build a house
drop in on a halfpipe
grow something
fall in love
have heart broken
break someone's heart
make paper airplanes
play at least one song on the guitar
go to a wrestling match
go all in at poker
own a lazyboy
i'm still workin on a lot of these |
I've done about half of those, does that make me a man? |
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Captain Marlow
Joined: 23 Apr 2008
Location: darkness
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| Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:38 am Post subject: |
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| peppermint wrote: |
| Captain Marlow wrote: |
drink black coffee
eat bugs
grow a beard
ride a horse
ride in the back of a pickup truck
bake something for someone
go tubing down a river with a sixer
peel out and do donuts
ride a wheelie on a bicycle
pee in the sink
leave the house for the day with no shirt
experience the loss of a parent
eat something that has fallen onto the ground
read a playboy magazine publicly
buy their mother a house
help build a house
drop in on a halfpipe
grow something
fall in love
have heart broken
break someone's heart
make paper airplanes
play at least one song on the guitar
go to a wrestling match
go all in at poker
own a lazyboy
i'm still workin on a lot of these |
I've done about half of those, does that make me a man? |
nope... just a man's woman  |
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