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God Believers: what happens to us at the moment of death?
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Joined: 13 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

at the moment of death..

Well death happens duh!
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gypsyfish



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I die in battle fighting heroically, the valkyries, the battle maidens of one-eyed Odin, escort me from the battlefield across the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla which is part of Asgard. Some go to F�lkvangr, but I'm aiming for Valhalla.
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RACETRAITOR



Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Location: Seoul, South Korea

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 6:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:
RACETRAITOR wrote:
Privateer wrote:
What happens to a leaf at the moment of death?


It is judged, and if it wasn't sinful, it goes to Heaven. Same thing happens to your fingernail clippings and shedded hairs. When you get to Heaven there'll be a big bed of your hair and fingernails waiting for you.


I ve got a new name of atheists! " Anti christians"

you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?

why when ever you attack god believers its always a mockery of the Judeo-Christian god..
DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once!


Christianity is just the low-hanging fruit on the tree, and the one that has the biggest influence on all of our lives. There are no Muslims or Hindus on this site. Believe me, when that Hare Krishna guy posts I rip the siht out of him, and I've made fun of that UFOlogist guy a lot for believing he's in direct contact with an alien. Oh yeah, and I really have no tolerance for Odinism/Wotanism and Scientology, but I doubt there's anybody on this site who worships Odin/fears psychiatrists.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 7:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:


you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?

DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once!


I know what happens when I die. I ask God why he lets retards say 'DUDE!'

I'm absolutely sure HE doesn't approve. Get to your nearest catholic church and repent you heathen.
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EzeWong



Joined: 26 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 8:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gypsyfish wrote:
If I die in battle fighting heroically, the valkyries, the battle maidens of one-eyed Odin, escort me from the battlefield across the Rainbow Bridge to Valhalla which is part of Asgard. Some go to F�lkvangr, but I'm aiming for Valhalla.


I'd kill to get to Valhalla,

Which ironically is how to get there.

I'd take that over the pansy white cherub christian heaven any day. I've always thought during mass "Jeez, heaven sound boring. What they the hell they do all day? Clip their toenails?" .

No thank you, I'll take getting drunk off my ass and smashing peoples faces in with mallets anyday.
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Quack Addict



Joined: 31 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Death is a sleep. You know absolutely nothing. How do you know you've been sleeping? Only when you wake up. At death, there is no waking up. Except at the resurrection. Either the resurrection of the living (good) or the dead (bad).
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crusher_of_heads



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ask the RedSucks nation.
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

JMO wrote:
itaewonguy wrote:


you seem to have a serious hard on for christians dude.. what happened did a priest molestor you when you were a kid or something?

DUDE! come on... can we hear something creative for once!


I know what happens when I die. I ask God why he lets retards say 'DUDE!'

I'm absolutely sure HE doesn't approve. Get to your nearest catholic church and repent you heathen.


DUDE! come on..

I know you are a closet christian! come on now bust out and rejoice the lord! halalooya! AMEN!!
come on now! start dancing! PRAISE THE LORD! Dude!!
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:


DUDE! come on..

come on now bust out and rejoice the lord! halalooya! AMEN!!
come on now! start dancing! PRAISE THE LORD! Dude!!


Ah the exclamation marks. They are back. I feel my faith diminishing. Why oh why lord, do you allow such backwards people to exist?

A post without exclamation marks, upper case rapage and general retardedness would still my wavering heart, oh jesus. Thanks, big man.
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Fishead soup



Joined: 24 Jun 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 5:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've often fantasized it was like "Slaughter House Five". A moment of pain then you wake up on an Alien planet with a Blue movie star and told
you have to re-populate the human race.
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