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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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feeling a dude's ass...man i'm a bad girl..  |
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rapier
Joined: 16 Feb 2003
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 2:21 am Post subject: |
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Hardly wierd..but kinda outrageous..still half drunk, at about 11 in the morning, i took a piss in the street. A bus stopped at the traffic lghts beside me, i waved to everyone on board, schlong in hand.
Must've done wonders for international relations. |
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ThreeDogNight
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:35 am Post subject: |
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Where do I start?
Smashed some eggs I was carrying on a guy one time cause he threw a rock at my dog he thought crapped in his yard. Probably did.
Later, that night, bombed the roof of his house with a few rocks.
Tied some of my younger student's shoelaces in the entryway in knots. Hid one nasty teenager's shoe after leaving class. Big moron.
Most of the stuff's been in anger though. I remember, however, going to those "video bangs" alone a couple of times and, you know, smuggling in a few beers and instead of going to the bathroom. . .peeing in the garbage cans.
Oh yeah. And one time I took my boss's car out for a joyride. Bad idea.
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buddy bradley
Joined: 24 Aug 2003
Location: The Beyond
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:37 am Post subject: |
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| 3DN wrote: |
Where do I start?
Smashed some eggs I was carrying on a guy one time cause he threw a rock at my dog he thought crapped in his yard.
Later, that night, bombed the roof of his house with a few rocks. |
Here's an idea: start smoking again and quit lying instead. |
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ThreeDogNight
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| buddy bradley wrote: |
| 3DN wrote: |
Where do I start?
Smashed some eggs I was carrying on a guy one time cause he threw a rock at my dog he thought crapped in his yard.
Later, that night, bombed the roof of his house with a few rocks. |
Here's an idea: start smoking again and quit lying instead. |
This must mean you're jealous of me and others quitting smoking so you have to assume this is a lie and make a bad remark, eh buddy boy?
Here's a lie: I had sex with "buddy" cause that's what the word "buddy" means, right BUDDY!! Man to man!
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:48 am Post subject: |
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| ThreeDogNight wrote: |
Where do I start?
Smashed some eggs I was carrying on a guy one time cause he threw a rock at my dog he thought crapped in his yard.
Later, that night, bombed the roof of his house with a few rocks. |
Please, please tell me you wrote a poem -- or at least some slam verse -- about the experience.
"Yellow yolk on old folk,
a dozen minus two,
sweet justice for Barky,
he didn't do number two,
in yon senior's yard;
those rocks are for eating, old man,
not for Barky,
now I poop on your roof with grey excretion,
frozen magma;
a constipated stone"
Starkles*_* |
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ThreeDogNight
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:52 am Post subject: |
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You just write that? You did it for me.
No, that's an experience to keep tucked away in the closet hiding your diary. |
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buddy bradley
Joined: 24 Aug 2003
Location: The Beyond
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:54 am Post subject: |
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| Here's a lie: I had sex with "buddy" cause that's what the word "buddy" means, right BUDDY!! Man to man! |
There's a prostitute in Thailand with your name on her! You love her! Raindrops fall, fall and stall! But what is the apple of Adam if not to deceive? A lie or false truth? Questions remain but answers are always the same. Every grain of rice is an Ethiopian grain of sand. Introspection reveals my outlook, but is it seen from the outside? Like a tainted window; the mirror that looks my way, this is the price I have to pay. Three dogs, one night; what a bash in my honour, or was it theirs? |
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ThreeDogNight
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:20 am Post subject: |
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| buddy bradley wrote: |
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| Here's a lie: I had sex with "buddy" cause that's what the word "buddy" means, right BUDDY!! Man to man! |
There's a prostitute in Thailand with your name on her! You love her! Raindrops fall, fall and stall! But what is the apple of Adam if not to deceive? A lie or false truth? Questions remain but answers are always the same. Every grain of rice is an Ethiopian grain of sand. Introspection reveals my outlook, but is it seen from the outside? Like a tainted window; the mirror that looks my way, this is the price I have to pay. Three dogs, one night; what a bash in my honour, or was it theirs? |
A question, or a doubt, no name and no truth to bear. A false smile and lips that can't but beguile the foolish Adam that wants to hear. Words like asps hissing in his ears, an Ethiopan's kiss, is a grain of sand in your rear.
Introspection and outer reflections reveal a foggy mirror, smeared with steam from what you think is your face breathing hard and weird. A little folly 'Sparkle's' jolly is playing paddy-cakes somewhere. We cannot see how much he pays one night alone with Buddy there. |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:41 am Post subject: |
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| ThreeDogNight wrote: |
| A little folly 'Sparkle's' jolly is playing paddy-cakes somewhere. We cannot see how much he pays one night alone with Buddy there. |
At first I thought you were referring to Rapzilla. Then I realized you're just weird.
PS - It's "Sparkles's". Few poets know this, amazingly.
PPS - help me denz kenobi, you're my only hope (against fruity neo-battle verse). Gang ah? Heck, I'd even take Squaffy.
I am alone, again.
Starkles*_* |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:24 am Post subject: |
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PPS - help me denz kenobi, you're my only hope (against fruity neo-battle verse). Gang ah? Heck, I'd even take Squaffy.
I am alone, again.
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I'm here wichoo dog, but what can ya do when they're the drama is being played out on such an "alternative" playing feild? |
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:27 am Post subject: a row of pink tents |
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| that's an experience to keep tucked away in the closet |
What other experiences do you have tucked away "in the closet" dear 3DN? |
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ThreeDogNight
Joined: 30 May 2003
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:47 am Post subject: Re: a row of pink tents |
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| that's an experience to keep tucked away in the closet |
What other experiences do you have tucked away "in the closet" dear 3DN? |
I've got one about this kiwi woman who I worked with and whom looked like godzilla, a woman that you might quite well know( being from that part of the country, or island and all, I fathom,) with the same mentality like yours that made most people repulsed and others, like me, wonder what could produce such a bitterly hostile and vehement people that think they can drag their white nationalistic pride around like they own the Earth; all the while spewing out bitter invectives about Korea and others it makes me wonder if this isn't a national trait of yours.
Yeah, she and you give me a pretty good impression of New Zealanders, as well as a few other Kiwi's, that makes me think you should get off your island or whatever tall Dodo you rode here on.
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kiwiboy_nz_99
Joined: 05 Jul 2003
Location: ...Enlightenment...
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 3:20 am Post subject: |
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| 3DN, I'm in love with you, run away with me and have my love child! |
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Tiberious aka Sparkles
Joined: 23 Jan 2003
Location: I'm one cool cat!
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| Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2003 5:15 am Post subject: |
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I ask...where's the love?
For it's all about the love; whether for man, woman, hand or foot.
Starkles*_* |
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