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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: Re: For guys who cheat on their GF |
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| pidgin wrote: |
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| You know when two girls openly physically fight for you in a club? BETTER THAN SEX. |
You or she (or both) must be a really lousy lay.  |
Oh I'm amazing, or at least thats what the neighbors say.
But I go on for 5 hours never ever hitting peak.
sigh....
btw. I wasnt being literal |
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GreenlightmeansGO

Joined: 11 Dec 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:00 pm Post subject: |
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Goku
Joined: 10 Dec 2008
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Christ no
but yeah,
Im kidding... well not really. I do go for 5 hours without hitting anything. Reallly its more a problem than anything. It's only pain.
As for self esteem, well yeah, every guy likes their ego stroked. Who the F*** doesn't? |
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pidgin

Joined: 31 Jul 2005 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Fri Dec 26, 2008 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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| I do go for 5 hours without hitting anything. |
C'mon dude! You GOTTA' Hit That!  |
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cdninkorea

Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:26 am Post subject: |
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You should get them together and have them channel their anger into sexual energy. Then break out the camcorder.  |
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Panda

Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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Why are you guys so interested in dating women who have boobs but brains and braggimg about cheating on women with IQ <30.  |
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Rebound
Joined: 04 Nov 2008
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:38 am Post subject: |
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Why are you guys so interested in dating women who have boobs but brains and braggimg about cheating on women with IQ <30.  |
Not true. Most women I've cheated with are quite smart. The recent list:
1) English - Chinese translator for a major corporation.
2) University undergrad student at top university.
3) Computer programmer turned entrepeneur of furniture store.
4) Team leader trainer for some company.
5) Art teacher.
5.5) almost with my coteacher in Korea.
Then, before that, a couple not so smart ones
1) Thai hooker.
2) unemployed girl who used to work as a receptionist at a plastic surgery clinic (it turned out that her rather large boobs were fake; I could still see stitches. always figured there must be some connection.)
Then, before that, a couple smart ones again
1) sales/logistics person who communicated between Chinese factories and USA companies to produce cheap stuff for the latter in the former.
2) Communications technology system architect.
Dumb girls are too hard for me to seduce, for some reason... I've tried,... my charms dont work on them. |
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mountainous

Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:43 am Post subject: |
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I don't consider it "cheating" pre-marriage. Lying however is another kettle.
Having said that, I found myself in the same space as two girlyfriends before. When exposed a monster cat-fight ensued.
I broke it off with both of them for being over-dramatic, immature imbeciles. |
reads just like a Springer episode class act |
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mountainous

Joined: 04 Sep 2007 Location: Los Angeles
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: Re: For guys who cheat on their GF |
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| Goku wrote: |
| Have you ever been with your girlfriend and bumped into the girl you were cheating with? |
That would qualify for a loss of face http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=125694  |
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mistermasan
Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:54 pm Post subject: |
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oh...how time flies.
i had the steady girlfriend but things were on a rough patch. hooked up with a girl. the next week the girlfriend and i were out and ran into the one nightstand. back in freshman year of uni. they were dormmates!
they picked up their friendship right were it left off. naturally, i was sweating bullets. after about 45 minutes of their reunion the steady had to use the restroom. in her absence the one night stand merely winked and said "call me". if she ever let on, there was never any blowback from it.
no, i'd didn't call here. last time i ever cheated. |
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Panda

Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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Right, guys should brag about cheating on their girlfriends with smart women~!!!!
Anyway, I have never been cheated on by any, oh, maybe because my exs also did very good job to hide...But I would say if they got caught or found out, I would never ever do any stupid cat fight for any men...That is pathetic and desperate, good men are everywhere in the world.
Also, I believe the world is fair enough to everyone, you sleep other guys' women and your women get laid down by other guys...
Yesterday I watched the most pervert Korean movie <cheaters> <내 여자의 남자 친구 > It is revolting but very interesting to see.http://www.koreanmovie.com/Cheaters_kmintro_119/
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SeoulShakin

Joined: 05 Jan 2006 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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| This reminds me of that "how to find a genuinely good guy" thread. Though for me, I think the question should be, how to avoid guys like you. |
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rusty1983
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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Back in the day when I used to mess around, and we are talking ten years ago now, I did the stupidest thing.
I went to meet a girl in a nightclub but got turned away. So I went to a different club where some friends were to salvage the night. There was a girl in there who was a bit of an f-buddy, and she had a mobile phone (this was years before I owned one myself) so I borrowed it to call the girl and let her know I wasnt gonna make it, and just arranged to meet her afterwards. So I had a drink and got kissing with my friend, then afterwards left to meet the current gf at her place.
The week after that my gf called to arrange a meet with me, couldnt get me so called my 'friends' mobile, and I never heard from her again.
Well I didnt care about the girl cos she was rough but once I was cheeky enough to call a girl I was seeing from another girl I was seeing's mobile to arrange a screw after Id had my fill. |
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rusty1983
Joined: 30 Jan 2007
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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Edit - Not interesting enough to post twice.
Actually, I just remembered a far, far worse story that still makes my blood run cold, but I cant bring myself to tell you about it. |
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Bryan
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:51 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't cheat because I tell girls I prefer multiple long term relationships at once and am not in a place in my life where I can commit totally to one woman all the time. Therefore its impossible to cheat. |
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