Korean Job Discussion Forums

[Beej]

Did you see what the US Air Force did to Saddam's tanks? No Nork tanks will get anywhere near Seoul.

[Hanson]

Not gonna happen, but if it did, I'd do what everyone did back in the original invasion - head south and look for transportation out. I mean, I certainly wouldn't be standing in front of the Canadian Embassy - they can't even explain a birth certificate application form without checking with 3 people first.

[itaewonguy]

[crazy_arcade]

North Korean tanks run out of gas before they even hit the DMZ...
Well...they only had enough gas for one tank anyways...

North Korean infantry crosses the line....then lines up at the first galbi restaurant they see....drop the guns for soju and meat.

South Korean soldiers send kimchi, spam and rice-cakes to the front lines...more soldiers drop their weapons in exchange for such extravagant presents.

Lil' Kim presses the buttons to fire his missiles. Doesn't matter, the electronics are 50 year old Soviet Era and fried....

They finally rig one of them to fire, Lil' Kim presses the button only for one of Pyongyang's regular daily electricity blackouts to stop him. It sucks trying to muster up an invasion when you can only muster an hour or two of electricity a day.

[samd]

USFK and the Korean military have a pre-emptive strike plan - if they notice suspicious movements via satellite they'll pulverise what pathetic excuse the North have for an invasion force and we'll watch the action on TV. Looking forward to it.

[joshuahirtle27]

Easy. Blame the foreigners. It's their fault for coming over here for the kids to absorb English and the kids not being fluent. It's always the foreigners fault.

[Xuanzang]

[endo]

I would immediately look to find my girlfriend.

Next I'd loot a Family Mary or better yet Costco and get enough food supplies (including beer) to last me for a few weeks.

After that I'd bunker down in a nice apartment and wait for the Americans to save my ass.


I'd also try to procure a weapon of some sorts.

[sharkey]

south korea would just need to put me in one of their K1-a1 tanks... and the war would be over. Id would be a national hero and i would retire to where i was made to breed with their women. ahhhhhh the life

[agentX]

I'm too far south of Seoul to worry about fleeing. I'm not too worried about running away either. If by some major miracle they're able to overwhelm Seoul's defenses and make the sprint past Daejeon, while everybody runs to Busan, there will still be enough time for me to ready my defenses. Can you say Mahdi army?

HINT: If you are in an urban battlefield in the Jeolla provinces, avoid green and yellow colored cars. And those bottle trucks as well. Large delivery trucks, especially. And empty fruit/vegetable stands. And abandoned vehicles on the sides of roads that are supply routes. And potato chip bags in empty stores. And piles of white garbage bags. Oh, and try not to wear their uniforms after the first 10 days. Or be saluted while wearing said uniforms. If you see piles of NK hats or helmets arranged in 4s, you're on my turf.

[eamo]

If there was no way out......then I'd learn to love the new regime.....survival......

My uncle was leader of the Irish Workers Party and a guest of Kim Il-Sung in the 70's.....use that as prop........

.....but all the time be working on a way to get the hell outta dodge..

[blurgalurgalurga]

hahahaha, haha, sweet post itaewonguy, i think you made all us dudes who grew up on GI Joe and armchair Risk spooje ourselves.
I'll still be the triage guy with a bottle of the best scotch they got though, i'll stand by that.

[pidgin]

[crazy_arcade]

[eamo]