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riverboy
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon
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| That's not true... This board is polluted with the most foul, uneducated morons ever to connect to the internet. After reading this post, I find myself embarrased to be part of the human race! |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:37 am Post subject: |
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I beg to differ - it is true (and you just stay in your van that you live in down by the Han river - and let us know when the North Korean troops start invading...)
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riverboy
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:41 am Post subject: |
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The Han River is far too polluted as well. I'm trying to get away from pollution! I'll stay in my van by the West Sea thank you.
How did you know I had a van?  |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:46 am Post subject: |
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I've been drinking (as well as bottling and selling) Han river water for seven years, and I'm as healthy as a cow - I mean bull.
The ghost of Chris Farley informed me about your van.... |
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5600
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Location: At an undisclosed FEMA camp.
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 2:51 am Post subject: |
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| Han River water sucks...ImJin River water is way better. |
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Rteacher
Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 3:07 am Post subject: |
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Han is #1. Indian River is good for oranges, mainly (and is a county in Florida...)
This thread is really great for honing our debating skills. |
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riverboy
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
Location: Incheon
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| This thread is really great for honing our debating skills. |
No it's not. It's a lousy way to amuse bored disgruntled excuses for ESL teachers.
By the way, Rtecher, Vishnu is the All-Pervading essence of all beings, the master of�and beyond�the past, present and future, the creator and destroyer of all existences, one who supports, sustains and governs the Universe and originates and develops all elements within. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 5:53 am Post subject: |
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No , Vishnu's not; I am. You all are just figments of my fevered imagination.
Solipsism rules! |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Location: on your mind
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 8:51 am Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
No , Vishnu's not; I am. You all are just figments of my fevered imagination.
Solipsism rules! |
Solipsism is narcissism for people too ugly to justify self love. There is a spoon, it is mine, and stop trying to bend it with your mind or your face will freeze that way. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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There is no spoon.
The Matrix wasn't as good as it seemed at the time, and anybody who likes the Matrix part 3 should be fed to rabid chinchillas, feet first. |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
| anybody who likes the Matrix part 3 should be fed to rabid chinchillas, feet first. |
It is just plain cruel for you to expect anyone to disagree with you on this point.
As to part "a" I am not even going to argue with you, I am just going to fight you. |
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mods! Mods! Come quick! Boxofchocolates is threatening to beat me up. Ban her, ban her! 
You should thank me for ratting you out, and sparing yourself a beatin'. I'd totally kick your butt anyway; you see, I bench press small cars for breakfast, and beat up whole bars full of foreigners who think they are MMA fighters. I'm so tough, I sharpen axes on my ass cheeks...I shave with an oxy-acetylene blowtorch...I'm so hard, I use my nose for an ice-pick...I'm so humble, I thank Jesus after every fight...my abs are so ripped, ajummas always try to do their laundry on me...I'm so fast, the people I hit don't even realize it until they try to move, and collapse into a pulpy heap of shattered bones and broken dreams of glory...I'm so mean, I claim my name's Sue just so I have an excuse to fight more folk...I'm so cold-blooded, mosquitoes don't bite me, and if they do, they become supermosquitoes, even one of whom would be more than a match for any normal human...and et cetera. Yes, I am an EXCEPTIONALLY AWESOME MANLY MANLY MAN.
And I sometimes talk like I'm gay, just to pick more fights with nebbishy little maggots who think we should all talk like we're John Wayne (who was, by the way, as kweer as a three dollar bill...he was the original Brokeback cowpoke).
I challenge anybody to find a single falsehood in the above testimony. |
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Jati
Joined: 13 Dec 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 11:54 pm Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
...I'm so cold-blooded, mosquitoes don't bite me, .... Yes, I am an EXCEPTIONALLY AWESOME MANLY MANLY MAN.
I challenge anybody to find a single falsehood in the above testimony. |
You just contradicted yourself.
You are so HOT (blooded) that you are covered with mosquitoes! And that is how we know that you are an awesome manly manly man. Because mosquitoes only bite people who sweat, and women don't sweat, they glisten.
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blurgalurgalurga
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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| Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 12:15 am Post subject: |
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What you say about mosquitoes isn't true! They do so bite people who don't sweat. Why? Because I command them to.
Yours truly,
Biffa Blurgalurgalurga, Lord of Flies and Master of All He Surveys |
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