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ReeseDog
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| Yes, though it's nothing of which I feel proud. |
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aboxofchocolates
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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I once told a funny joke and caused a man to break into a smile....
Ok, four days is too long to come up with that one. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
Location: Doing something naughty near you.....
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| manlyboy wrote: |
| Yep. I was trekking through Itaewon one night when a group of thugs assailed me. When the first zeroed in I dropped him with a right cross, but then they all came at me at once. I instantly did a Van Damme style legsplits/groin-punch combo on one, then as I leapt up I did a spinning backfist which took out three in a single blow. Finally I somersaulted 15 feet in the air and came stomping down on two more as I hurled ninja stars into the carotids of all the rest, each of whom was a current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion. |
I'm calling BS on this one.... how can there be more than one current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion??? I'd accept it if they were the top 5 contestants....
Everything else is ok. I had exactly the same experience in kimbab-nara last night. ...
I didn't actually break any faces however (got RSI in the wrist from using the computer mouse too much so my hands are a bit weak these days) so I'm answering in the negative to the OP question. |
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IlIlNine
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Location: Gunpo, Gyonggi, SoKo
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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| The evil penguin wrote: |
| manlyboy wrote: |
| Yep. I was trekking through Itaewon one night when a group of thugs assailed me. When the first zeroed in I dropped him with a right cross, but then they all came at me at once. I instantly did a Van Damme style legsplits/groin-punch combo on one, then as I leapt up I did a spinning backfist which took out three in a single blow. Finally I somersaulted 15 feet in the air and came stomping down on two more as I hurled ninja stars into the carotids of all the rest, each of whom was a current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion. |
I'm calling BS on this one.... how can there be more than one current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion??? I'd accept it if they were the top 5 contestants....
Everything else is ok. I had exactly the same experience in kimbab-nara last night. ...
I didn't actually break any faces however (got RSI in the wrist from using the computer mouse too much so my hands are a bit weak these days) so I'm answering in the negative to the OP question. |
There ARE different weight classes, you know! There are actually quite a few reigning champions in the UFC. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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| IlIlNine wrote: |
| The evil penguin wrote: |
| manlyboy wrote: |
| Yep. I was trekking through Itaewon one night when a group of thugs assailed me. When the first zeroed in I dropped him with a right cross, but then they all came at me at once. I instantly did a Van Damme style legsplits/groin-punch combo on one, then as I leapt up I did a spinning backfist which took out three in a single blow. Finally I somersaulted 15 feet in the air and came stomping down on two more as I hurled ninja stars into the carotids of all the rest, each of whom was a current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion. |
I'm calling BS on this one.... how can there be more than one current reigning UFC/Pride fighting champion??? I'd accept it if they were the top 5 contestants....
Everything else is ok. I had exactly the same experience in kimbab-nara last night. ...
I didn't actually break any faces however (got RSI in the wrist from using the computer mouse too much so my hands are a bit weak these days) so I'm answering in the negative to the OP question. |
There ARE different weight classes, you know! There are actually quite a few reigning champions in the UFC. |
oops... my bad. Apologies for doubting you manlyboy...... ninja-stars to the carotids?? thats pretty impressive, albeit a tad cliched. I generally prefer to stab 'em in the neck with a toothbrush.... the bristles really add to the blood splatter.... |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:34 pm Post subject: |
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Pfft! Kimbab Nara. Don't even get me started on the bloodletting I have unleashed in that place. "What's this, ajumma? No protein shake with my kimbab? How about I give you a headbutt to the ovaries in lieu of that?"
Toothbrushes are really only good for shivs, and I left all that behind when I busted out of the penitentiary.
The problem with ninja star strikes to the exposed arteries of MMA stars of different weight classes is that those guys vary widely in height. I had to use a variation on a velocity to trajectory ratio I'd once shown Stephen Hawking when I was teaching him astrophysics. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| manlyboy wrote: |
| I had to use a variation on a velocity to trajectory ratio I'd once shown Stephen Hawking when I was teaching him astrophysics. |
So YOU're the one who taught him that silly nonsense....
I took him out pig shooting out at Wilcannia a few weeks back (had to lash him and his wheelchair to the roof of the 'cruiser) and the bloody fool kept knocking koalas out of the trees while muttering some crap about 'counteracting the coriolis effect' or some babble....
Bloody twit forgot to carry the 1. Ya gotta take into account the curvature of the earth.
Amateurs... you're all bloody amateurs |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:17 am Post subject: |
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Ah, excuse me? Koalas in trees? Everyone knows they live in caves festooned with the viscera of zombie kangaroos.
And hunting razorbacks with firearms? Personally I have my hands tied behind my back so I can bring them down with nothing but my bare teeth. |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:33 am Post subject: |
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Ah, excuse me? Koalas in trees? Everyone knows they live in caves festooned with the viscera of zombie kangaroos.
And hunting razorbacks with firearms? Personally I have my hands tied behind my back so I can bring them down with nothing but my bare teeth. |
I'm calling BS on this as well. (1): I have never seen a zombie kangaroo- therefore they do not exist. I use this argument in conversations about religion and it works quite definitively. so there!
I have never had to kill a roo more than twice... (killing a roo with a toothbrush pretty much guarantees instant (non-zombiefication) death)
(2) koalas do NOT live in caves. They're too scared of bunyips. As anybody with half an education would know (at least an associate diploma in arts- fingerpainting), koalas DO live in trees... how else would they be able drop onto unsuspecting american tourists??
(3) using your teeth to kill razorbacks is extremely ungentleman-like and quite unsporting. I also use the ol' hand-behind-the-back method, but i prefer to lick the porkies to death. More challenging for me, and rather an enjoyable way of death for the pig.
Get your facts right before crapping on Daves. This forum is for PROFESSIONALS and not be used in a frivolous (yeah i know i can't spell) manner. Young kids and impressionable koreans visit this site and need to know that they can depend on the accuracy of all they read. |
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manlyboy
Joined: 01 Aug 2004
Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:52 am Post subject: |
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| Dear sir, on behalf of Dave's I must regretfully inform you to GTFO and take your fail with you. I am an anonymous internet message board scholar and am therefore the most knowledgeable person on Earth. Understand that the last Dave's user who called BS on me had his skin peeled off then stapled back on inside out. If you don't beleve me, well, do you think it's coincidental that noone has heard anything from Mr Sperling lately? |
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The evil penguin
Joined: 24 May 2003
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:02 am Post subject: |
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| manlyboy wrote: |
| Dear sir, on behalf of Dave's I must regretfully inform you to GTFO and take your fail with you. I am an anonymous internet message board scholar and am therefore the most knowledgeable person on Earth. Understand that the last Dave's user who called BS on me had his skin peeled off then stapled back on inside out. If you don't beleve me, well, do you think it's coincidental that noone has heard anything from Mr Sperling lately? |
Ha!!!! YOU claim to have killed Mr Sperling.... oh yea of little mind and much delusion. I did hear of such a killing.... the person you killed however was actually not sir Dave (oh god grant him eternal life and 1000 heavenly virgins..) but in fact Sir Dave's bearded tea-lady.
And Dave is very pissed about that... now he has to stir his own cup.... causing all kinds of delays in fixing the recurring slowness of this site.
I stand by my claim of BS on the pig-biting, and ninja star to the carotids. I welcome the stapler.... It will only tickle me and I haven't giggled like a school-girl for many a year.... |
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aboxofchocolates
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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"What's this, ajumma? No protein shake with my kimbab? How about I give you a headbutt to the ovaries in lieu of that?"
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Now that's a visual I could have lived without.... |
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the boy next door
Joined: 08 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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i'm a lover not a fighter...  |
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 8:49 am Post subject: |
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Double Post.
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| No, but I've received a black eye twice. |
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