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[itaewonguy]

[MollyBloom]

My sister once gave a dutch-oven to her cat.

[asams]

and here i was thinking this was a thread about christmas presents

[morrisonhotel]

[ReeseDog]

[DorkothyParker]

Not to turn this thread into a Southpark rerun, but I would argue that it is less nasty. Farts are produced in the body and well, you know, have gross smellyness and methane gas.
Whereas queefs are just air in and air out (you know, the same air you breath) and really don't have any odor (unless you are seriously unclean and ill in the vag, in which case... eww to that!).

I'm just sayin'...

[morrisonhotel]

[English Matt]

[.38 Special]

Dutch ovens are nothing. Listen here youngsters. Pull a seat up along the fire and let old Red tell you how things were back when men were men and women were also men.

*strums guitar*

This here is the Ballad of old Blue.

Now old Blue, you see, had a gal,
And she was dumb, dumber'n shit,
She was ultra damned gullible,
and a real dimwit.

Unsatisfied with how things were rolling,
He decided to take things into another direction,
And so he talked the dumb woman
.... Into givin' him a blumpkin.

Now old Blue, you see, had a way with the gals,
So when he was done and good on both ends,
He gave her a towel and told her to make him a sandwich,
And she did, and everyone lived happily ever after.


Now get the Hell away from my campfire! This is mine, I claimed it! I pee'd right there! RIGHT THERE!!!! Git!!!

[pkang0202]

Depends on the fart OP.

If its a small little "BBbbp" then I don't think he'll mind. You'll laugh and he'll say that's disgusting. But he'll get over it.

Now, if you got the nasty, silent but deadly, I drank a lot of soju last night farts, then don't. It will be bad. Your bf would probably never forget the smell. HE'd be reminded of it everytime he looked at you.


I would like to warn any female that "fart pranks" against males is like throwing rocks at a hornets nest. Be prepared to be farted on, repeatedly, for the rest of your life.