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Michael_75
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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| All-you-can-eat salad bar. It could take months. |
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UknowsI
Joined: 16 Apr 2009
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| Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:16 am Post subject: |
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| Kimchi and rice |
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young_clinton
Joined: 09 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Kimchi, Bibimbop, Korean potato chips with sugar on them, Cass Beer, one of those pithy fruits that remind you of apples that you find in Korea. |
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D-Man
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| davyteacher wrote: |
Fish and Chips (with mushy peas).
Do you think having a beer is not allowed with your last meal......... |
In my prison,alcohol is permitted as part of your last meal 
I think in the real clink,it isn't allowed however.
I remember reading an article about Ted Bundy,and his last meal request consisted of steak n eggs with home fries,toast ,a glass of orange juice and a cup of coffee. That seems so "Ted Bundyish" for some reason. |
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Illysook
Joined: 30 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:26 pm Post subject: |
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| If they won't let me out of the prison, then I'd like to be locked into a kitchen with a Julia Child cookbook and a pantry full of ingredients...this could take awhile! |
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D-Man
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 12:52 am Post subject: |
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| Illysook wrote: |
| If they won't let me out of the prison, then I'd like to be locked into a kitchen with a Julia Child cookbook and a pantry full of ingredients...this could take awhile! |
The problem is,you only get a set time of about 2 hours to eat your last meal.No dragging it out!  |
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sqrlnutz123
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Location: South Korea
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| Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:38 am Post subject: |
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| I'd eat a strawberry cheesecake and a chocolate mousse pie. Plus biscuits with butter. And chocolate bars dipped in peanut butter. |
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young_clinton
Joined: 09 Sep 2009
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:54 pm Post subject: |
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| If I was a satanist I would demand wine served in a virgins skull.. |
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NYC_Gal
Joined: 08 Dec 2009
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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A crunchy persimmon, a slice of NY pizza with mushrooms, and a big bowl of chocolate mousse.
A bottle of Cab if permitted. |
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cj1976
Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| I'd have a gut-full of the spiciest curry dishes possible, so while my dead body evacuates the contents of my bowels, I could say a final postmortem '*beep* you' to the prison staff. |
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Bloopity Bloop
Joined: 26 Apr 2009
Location: Seoul yo
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Is there a limit to how big your meal can be?
- a ribeye steak from Peter Luger - medium rare
- a kobe beef steak
- an ice cream cake
- 4 samosas
- Hakka pork belly dish
- Hong Kong-style claypot dishes with salty fish and pork
- a super carne asada burrito and super quesadilla from Taqueria Los Charros, my favorite Mexican joint in the world (Mtn. View, California)
- a pizza pie from Applewood Pizza (Menlo Park, California)
- a Black & Tan from Fenton's (Oakland/Berkeley, California)
- a Costco hotdog (why the hell not?)
- an extremely fatty chocolate cake
- a bowl of ramen ninniku mashi mashi buta double ramen jiro
- a dozen cupcakes
- animal fries from In-n-Out burger
- lobster tails and shrimp cocktail
- friend chicken and waffles
- a stack of blueberry pancakes
- a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
and you better believe I'd go through a lot of that |
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carpetdope
Joined: 13 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:44 pm Post subject: Re: Your last meal. |
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| Yipe! That would be your last meal even if you got a last minute pardon from the governor. |
Nice thread. I'd get an assortment of flaky pastry pies and sausage rolls (curry, steak and mushroom, spinach and feta), a good kebab with the lot, and two pizza halves which I'd put together to make a whole then escape through that (w)hole. Any other readers have jokes that work better when read aloud? |
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Italy37612
Joined: 25 Jan 2010
Location: Somewhere
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| Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| 50 cans of baked beans. So when I crap myself after they zap me they will have a hell of a time cleaning it up. HAHA, even in death I shall make their life hell. |
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D-Man
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:37 am Post subject: |
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| Bloopity Bloop wrote: |
Is there a limit to how big your meal can be?
- a ribeye steak from Peter Luger - medium rare
- a kobe beef steak
- an ice cream cake
- 4 samosas
- Hakka pork belly dish
- Hong Kong-style claypot dishes with salty fish and pork
- a super carne asada burrito and super quesadilla from Taqueria Los Charros, my favorite Mexican joint in the world (Mtn. View, California)
- a pizza pie from Applewood Pizza (Menlo Park, California)
- a Black & Tan from Fenton's (Oakland/Berkeley, California)
- a Costco hotdog (why the hell not?)
- an extremely fatty chocolate cake
- a bowl of ramen ninniku mashi mashi buta double ramen jiro
- a dozen cupcakes
- animal fries from In-n-Out burger
- lobster tails and shrimp cocktail
- friend chicken and waffles
- a stack of blueberry pancakes
- a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
and you better believe I'd go through a lot of that |
Wow! I love your list.Some great stuff on there.Anyway,there is no limit so enjoy your meal!!!  |
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Panda
Joined: 25 Oct 2008
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| Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 5:39 pm Post subject: |
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| a bowl of ramen ninniku mashi mashi buta double ramen jiro |
Does this actually exist? |
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