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AmericanExile



Joined: 04 May 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Weaker forums would make alliances. It would be smart for us to start courting allies now while peace still exists. We also need to consider stock pilling useful resources.

We will not win this war by our looks and numbers alone! We must as ruthless as Mongol horde, and as disciplined as a roman legion.
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Fox



Joined: 04 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.
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AmericanExile



Joined: 04 May 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox wrote:
Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.


Current event doesn't have the long term focus needed to sustain an empire. Our unpredictable nature in Off topic would be your doom. You wouldn't know where we were or how we were coming at you. Your old think would fall before us like so many stalks of wheat.
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Fox



Joined: 04 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AmericanExile wrote:
Fox wrote:
Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.


Current event doesn't have the long term focus needed to sustain an empire. Our unpredictable nature in Off topic would be your doom. You wouldn't know where we were or how we were coming at you. Your old think would fall before us like so many stalks of wheat.


I agree, which is why I included a description of what would happen after your inevitable liberation occured.
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Street Magic



Joined: 23 Sep 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox wrote:
AmericanExile wrote:
Fox wrote:
Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.


Current event doesn't have the long term focus needed to sustain an empire. Our unpredictable nature in Off topic would be your doom. You wouldn't know where we were or how we were coming at you. Your old think would fall before us like so many stalks of wheat.


I agree, which is why I included a description of what would happen after your inevitable liberation occured.


Don't dignify the offies with direct responses.

They're unclean.
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AmericanExile



Joined: 04 May 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Street Magic wrote:
Fox wrote:
AmericanExile wrote:
Fox wrote:
Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.


Current event doesn't have the long term focus needed to sustain an empire. Our unpredictable nature in Off topic would be your doom. You wouldn't know where we were or how we were coming at you. Your old think would fall before us like so many stalks of wheat.


I agree, which is why I included a description of what would happen after your inevitable liberation occured.


Don't dignify the offies with direct responses.

They're unclean.


You sound like the Chinese before Genghis erected the white tent before their city. The they would surrender before sundown so the red tent would not be raised.

The strong do as they wish while the weak suffer as they must.
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Fox



Joined: 04 Mar 2009

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Street Magic wrote:
Fox wrote:
AmericanExile wrote:
Fox wrote:
Current Events is the Japan to Off Topic's Korea. If another, larger forum -- such as General or Job Related -- didn't intervene, Current Events would quickly conquer Off Topic, and under the reign of Current Events, quality and depth of discussion would quickly rise to levels never before seen in this tragic backwater forum. When one day Off Topic was liberated, Current Events and Off Topic would spend the next few decades arguing about which side was the true owner of the Technology Forum, with Off Topic being loudly fanatical about it while Current Events made its case with calm, self-assured precision.


Current event doesn't have the long term focus needed to sustain an empire. Our unpredictable nature in Off topic would be your doom. You wouldn't know where we were or how we were coming at you. Your old think would fall before us like so many stalks of wheat.


I agree, which is why I included a description of what would happen after your inevitable liberation occured.


Don't dignify the offies with direct responses.

They're unclean.


I am properly chastened.
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mc_jc



Joined: 13 Aug 2009
Location: C4B- Cp Red Cloud, Area-I

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked ...wow
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The Happy Warrior



Joined: 10 Feb 2010

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Fox is right. Although those of us in Current Events fight amongst ourselves when left alone, when roused and united we would dominate discussions here with tireless linking, rigorous argumentation, and relentless volume.

And we are so damned proud. It would not occur to us that you were not worth the effort.
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kiknkorea



Joined: 16 May 2008

PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.38 Special wrote:
FAQ is too old to rumble. In the early 2000s, FAQ was a top fighter under coach Waterbaby. That was 5 years ago...

Today, FAQ only does expositions on where to find birth control..... yyyeeeaaahhh..... a real killer there.

No, it's so much more! Check it out (especially newbies who post questions that have been well-covered there and elsewhere.)

.38 Special wrote:
And Current Events can't be bothered to fight anyone. It's too busy desperately scouring the internet for even the most slightly negative news of Israel in order to imbibe its ravenous antisemitic obsession.

Laughing Right on!
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TheUrbanMyth



Joined: 28 Jan 2003
Location: Retired

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

kiknkorea wrote:
.38 Special wrote:
FAQ is too old to rumble. In the early 2000s, FAQ was a top fighter under coach Waterbaby. That was 5 years ago...

Today, FAQ only does expositions on where to find birth control..... yyyeeeaaahhh..... a real killer there.

No, it's so much more! Check it out (especially newbies who post questions that have been well-covered there and elsewhere.)

.38 Special wrote:
And Current Events can't be bothered to fight anyone. It's too busy desperately scouring the internet for even the most slightly negative news of Israel in order to imbibe its ravenous antisemitic obsession.

Laughing Right on!



+10...1 point for agreement and 9 for style.
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kabrams



Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Location: your Dad's house

PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: The Web

PostPosted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kabrams wrote:
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The Bunk wouldn't waste his time with this junk!
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Rteacher



Joined: 23 May 2005
Location: Western MA, USA

PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 2:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Off-Topic's secret weapon is my devastating - sometimes sleep-inducing - karaoke singing ... http://www.singsnap.com/snap/r/bde2c8dc
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curiousaboutkorea



Joined: 21 Jan 2009

PostPosted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aren't we forgetting the international forums
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