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[morrisonhotel]

Here's a couple from my beloved Ibrox:

Posh spice is a slapper, she takes it up the rear,
when shes sh*****g Beckham, she thinks of Davie Weir.

Or if you're one for enjoying mockery of mental health problems:

There's only two Andy Gorams...
Two Andy Gorams

[sirius black]

The recent Carling Cup north London derby in which Arsenal won 4-1 produced these two chants from the Arsenal fans.

"shall we make a dvd for you?" (sperz made a dvd of their 5-1 win over The Arsenal in a CC semi final a couple years ago).

"Is there a fire drill?" sung to the home fans as they left the game early.

[rusty1983]

My personal Liverpool fave

Dont blame it on Biscan
Dont blame it on Finnan
Dont blame it on Hamann
blame in on Traore

But I also like the songs that soundtrack the Carlos Tevez Man Utd to Man City saga.

Originally City sang :-


He's neck scars proves he's lost his head Tevez, Tevez
He'll never have a sexy bird Tevez, Tevez
The argy tw*t, the ugly ****, they sewn his head on back to front
Carlos Tevez, herman munster head.

Then he signed for Man City and they changed it :-

He's come to play for Man City Tevez Tevez,
United couldn't afford the fee Tevez Tevez,
We're sorry for the hurtful words,
We bet you've shagged alot of birds,
Carlos Tevez Brad Pitt look-a-like


Also

Your sister is your mother
Your uncle is your brother
You like to f@*k each other
The Neville family