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loveless



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 2:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

NEW PAGE! Cool

'are you jamaican?'
'no, why do you ask?'
'coz, jamaican me crazy!' Laughing

works everytime! Cool
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anbrainblasta



Joined: 14 Feb 2009

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

have ya any irish in ya
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no
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wud ya like some
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harshlands101



Joined: 19 Oct 2010

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kevin 'b' wilson has it all covered

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b65Zf6r-RE

erm and yes there is a lot of swearing and its rude
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cert43



Joined: 17 Jun 2010

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How old are you?

I was just curios if these are just being used to just get sex or?
Sad you can't just ask for what you want, instead of using
all these lame pick-up lines and games,

"I am Eastern European works great".
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pangaea



Joined: 20 Dec 2007

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this really a serious thread? Men can be such idiots. There are no "pick-up" lines that an intelligent woman won't see through. If you are using stupid pick-up lines on purpose to get a laugh, maybe it will work for you. But if you are using stupid pick-up lines in all seriousness, she will just think you are...stupid. Unless you are just going for women who are loose and dumb. If that's the case, have at it.
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loveless



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

'may i check the label on your blouse?'
'oh? why?'
'is your Dad a thief or something?'
'no, why?'
'because someone stole the STARS and put them into your eyes!' Wink
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redaxe



Joined: 01 Dec 2008

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangaea wrote:
Is this really a serious thread? Men can be such idiots. There are no "pick-up" lines that an intelligent woman won't see through. If you are using stupid pick-up lines on purpose to get a laugh, maybe it will work for you. But if you are using stupid pick-up lines in all seriousness, she will just think you are...stupid. Unless you are just going for women who are loose and dumb. If that's the case, have at it.


Hey, baby... how you doin'? Wink
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Radius



Joined: 20 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow you guys are lame, most of these are so old, even if you were trying to be funny i dont think it would work. Wink
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machoman



Joined: 11 Jul 2007

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 9:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangaea wrote:
Is this really a serious thread? Men can be such idiots. There are no "pick-up" lines that an intelligent woman won't see through. If you are using stupid pick-up lines on purpose to get a laugh, maybe it will work for you. But if you are using stupid pick-up lines in all seriousness, she will just think you are...stupid. Unless you are just going for women who are loose and dumb. If that's the case, have at it.


redaxe wrote:
OK, Debbie Downer... Rolling Eyes
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangaea wrote:
Is this really a serious thread? Men can be such idiots. There are no "pick-up" lines that an intelligent woman won't see through.


The point of a pick up line is to be seen through.
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NYC_Gal



Joined: 08 Dec 2009

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's a really nice shirt. It's look even better folded neatly on the armchair in my bedroom.
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morrisonhotel



Joined: 18 Jul 2009
Location: Gyeonggi-do

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangaea wrote:
Is this really a serious thread? Men can be such idiots


This is a Dave's thread on dating. Of course it's serious.

I love reading threads like this on here. It really shows how little serious competition there is for dating intelligent females in Korea (presuming, of course, that some of these guys are actually trying some of these chat-up lines. Given some of the previous threads on dating, I don't think this is entirely far-fetched). Good times. Keep it up, chaps.
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Missihippi



Joined: 22 Oct 2007
Location: Gwangmyeong

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Can i borrow $10? I wanna buy you a drink.
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excaza



Joined: 27 Aug 2010

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is there a Korean equivalent to "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice!"

Razz
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loveless



Joined: 27 Jul 2010
Location: love is a danger of a different kind...

PostPosted: Mon Oct 25, 2010 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pangaea wrote:
blah blah blah... Unless you are just going for women who are loose and dumb...blah


guilty! Cool
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