DejaVu
Joined: 27 Jan 2011
Location: Your dreams
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 Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 1:52 am Post subject: Re: Rats in the flat |
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| KingMomo wrote: |
| Adventurer wrote: |
| declan74 wrote: |
| Seem to be having a few rats in the flat these days. Anyone know of a good spray or system of extermination for these tricky devils? |
If there is a rat in the flat, get a cat, and in less than 10 minutes flat, he will have the rat, and he will enjoy his meal and feel nice and fat.
All joking aside, why don't you tell your land-lord? |
I a gree with Jack Sparrow.
You probably can�t get the vermin with an arrow.
To be fair, it�d be hard to even get it in the claro
Set a trap, nice and stacked
with some smelly soft chee
And you�ll lure it quite quick with a little hint of brie
You can get it at a
Mart, it�s just a little fee.
Eff the gloves
And the sleeves
You don�t like it and you�re peeved.
If they chew off their own tails
Then they�ll chew their own knees.
..and the sprays
They just say
That they�ll knock off a few flees.
You need to get some sticky paper
That�s your savior
It won�t go free.
Don�t get stuck, blow your luck
On the paper foolin� round.
If you get �em, use your head
Take a bucket make �em drown.
You will get ill in the sack
if you have a rat running round.
Don't get ill. |
This isn't your first time doing this, is it? |
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