Steelrails

Joined: 12 Mar 2009 Location: Earth, Solar System
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Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Oh yeah? Well I drive a Suburban outfitted with Level IV armor protection both on the body panels and in the glass, puncture-proof tires, and self-sealing fuel tank. Complete with blast resistant seats and four-point restraints to help you survive those near misses from North Korean artillery shells. Full off-road capability means that in the mass evacuation from Seoul to Busan, I won't be stuck in traffic. That extra space in the back allows it to be converted from personnel carrier with space for an entire squad, or serve as a field ambulance, or even turn it into a "technical" by way of the included heavy weapons mount. Useful for taking on any Nork Commandos who might be tearing up roads and are possibly only carrying light arms or just clearing away the civilian riff-raff that is blocking your path. Of course this being the 21st century it comes equipped with a full electronics suite and updated navigation and night vision capabilities and data-linked IFF capability to prevent me from accidentally being targeted. Tried and tested in such places as Baghdad, Kandahar, and Libya, this baby will turn that race Southward into a pleasant outing for the family. |
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