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Would you? (married men need not apply)
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Bo Peabody



Joined: 25 Aug 2005

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 5:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Privateer



Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaooooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!
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joe_doufu



Joined: 09 May 2005
Location: Elsewhere

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 7:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OUI OUI OUI
ooh la la
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The Man known as The Man



Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

With every concept of depravity I could ever imagine.
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sonofthedarkstranger



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DirtySanchez wrote:
Her features aren't symmetrical: she's got something weird going on with one of her nostrils.


My god, you're right...her nostrils ARE ever so slightly asymetrical. Why, that makes her a Gorgon!

My god you've got some high standards...you must be pretty smoking hot yourself. I wish I could say I've been with as many women who make Melissa Theuriau look like a Gorgon as you.

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That being said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed.


You reckon you'd ever be in a position to do that? Wink

Does this statement not apply to roughly 50% of the sample population of females or reproductive age, anyway? Is it not rather faint praise? Does Melissa Theuriau not deserve a more ringing endorsement?

In closing, I'd like to quote Itaewonguy: She is HOT !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bulsajo



Joined: 16 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Superfly wrote:
Would you? (married men need not apply)

But you yourself are married.
(subtitle: yeah, I'd hit it too)

On a related topic from a different thread-
I don't think sonofthethedarkstranger gets sarcasm
(but he sure as hell gives it! Wink)
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sonofthedarkstranger



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 1:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bulsajo wrote:
I don't think sonofthethedarkstranger gets sarcasm
(but he sure as hell gives it! Wink)


Hmm...was "I wouldn't kick her out of bed" sarcasm?

I took it as a wry understatement. Are wry understatements a subset of sarcasm? I thought sarcasm was saying the opposite of the truth, not an understated version of the truth. I always thought I got sarcasm but now you've got me wondering.

So, he'd kick her out of bed.

He must be even more smokin hot than I thought.
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Moldy Rutabaga



Joined: 01 Jul 2003
Location: Ansan, Korea

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"hubba hubba.. zing zing.. baby you got everything."

Ken:>
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She looks like a lovely, very attractive lady. I'm sure she does wonders for the program's ratings. Laughing

As an aside, anybody know why Derrek was banned? Not that I'm complaining...
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DirtySanchez



Joined: 26 Mar 2004
Location: Neither here nor there

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 8:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

sonofthedarkstranger wrote:
He must be even more smokin hot than I thought.


Some guys got it, and some don't. Fortunately, I've got so much of it.

But back to the "hot chick". How much of it is makeup, really?
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rapier



Joined: 16 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mindmetoo wrote:
Where is Derrek?


I heard he was banned in a purge concerning Islamophobia. seriously.

Melissa therieau: effectivement elle est canon !
her fan site:
http://jfkaps.free.fr/accueil_MTheuriau.htm

See what the French are saying about her- they think she's a little boring-
http://www.mickaelmicault.com/article-66707-6.html

gallery:
http://cybersix.dyndns.org/Presentatrices/M-Theuriau/Galerie1.htm


How About Kerstin Linnartz, German television anchor/actress
www.kerstin-linnartz.de



beautiful!
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DirtySanchez



Joined: 26 Mar 2004
Location: Neither here nor there

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's weird: in that photo of Kerstin it looks like she's got that same asymetrical nostril thing going on.
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Manner of Speaking



Joined: 09 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rapier wrote:
mindmetoo wrote:
Where is Derrek?

I heard he was banned in a purge concerning Islamophobia. seriously.


I guess they let you off the hook for making such a fool of yourself welching on our very public bet. Too bad.
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SuperFly



Joined: 09 Jul 2003
Location: In the doghouse

PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gentlemen!!

*french accent*
Let us not fight over ze beatiful woman, because I fear we may indulge ourselves too much, no?

��I wake up in ze mornink, I hear ze phone:green�� green�� green�� I pink up ze phone and I say ��Yellow?����Melissa? I roooove you babay!




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Zyzyfer



Joined: 29 Jan 2003
Location: who, what, where, when, why, how?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 5:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

eamo wrote:
She's causing a commotion in my underwear...... Wait....okay...it was just a fart.


Dirty old man.
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