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paperbag princess
Joined: 07 Mar 2004
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| no offense, but "2 packs of flour tortillas, 2 packs of pita bread, 2 things of bagels, and 2 Jimmy Dean (TM) breakfast sausagee thingies" does not a gourmand make. |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:00 pm Post subject: |
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| paperbag princess wrote: |
| no offense, but "2 packs of flour tortillas, 2 packs of pita bread, 2 things of bagels, and 2 Jimmy Dean (TM) breakfast sausagee thingies" does not a gourmand make. |
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to sour the mood here at the Darl Appreciation Society inaugural bash. I'd like to point out to everyone that it was I who first encouraged Darl to post more, over on his other earlier thread. I was into this guy before the rest of you poseurs and bandwaggon-jumpers showed up. Which makes me only one degree less cool than the man himself.
Just wanted to point that out. |
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Summer Wine
Joined: 20 Mar 2005
Location: Next to a River
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 1:48 am Post subject: |
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| It was a good read, and many of us can symphatise with him. |
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Ilsanman
Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 3:15 am Post subject: yes |
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| I could take it if she ate those. But if she so much as touches my sour cream, the whole thing is off |
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death from above
Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Location: in your head
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hmmm... ever get the feeling that you're so erudite that nobody knows what the *beep* you are saying?
well, i do but i'm a total sociopath so i don't count.. |
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fusionbarnone
Joined: 31 May 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:34 am Post subject: |
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| My most memorable breakfast came from a one-night stand. It consisted of half a cup of chocolate milk and a stick of gum. |
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teachmeenglish
Joined: 14 Dec 2004
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Good story, we need more such humor on this site.
I still remember my first K-girl walking out of the bedroom and breaking up laughing at me cooking breakfast in my birthday suit. (NO not frying bacon!!) For some reason she thought this was the funniest thing she had ever seen..... |
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Hanson
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| Very entertaining yarn. Made me smile! Keep 'em coming, Darl! |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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You should be happy she ate it. She's comfortable with your food.
A lot of Koreans would have destroyed your food as an evil foreign influence. |
Or thrown it out assuming it was garbage. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 5:15 pm Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| paperbag princess wrote: |
| no offense, but "2 packs of flour tortillas, 2 packs of pita bread, 2 things of bagels, and 2 Jimmy Dean (TM) breakfast sausagee thingies" does not a gourmand make. |
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to sour the mood here at the Darl Appreciation Society inaugural bash. I'd like to point out to everyone that it was I who first encouraged Darl to post more, over on his other earlier thread. I was into this guy before the rest of you poseurs and bandwaggon-jumpers showed up. Which makes me only one degree less cool than the man himself.
Just wanted to point that out. |
At first I thought this was going to be one of your Rapier style "women should be glad men think they're prostitutes" type rants. Not a bad read, as it turned out. |
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eamo
Joined: 08 Mar 2003
Location: Shepherd's Bush, 1964.
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Nice writing Darl...
Korean women aren't much different from western women. Their goal is to rule you. Are you gonna be ruled? |
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JongnoGuru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Location: peeing on your doorstep
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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| mindmetoo wrote: |
| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| paperbag princess wrote: |
| no offense, but "2 packs of flour tortillas, 2 packs of pita bread, 2 things of bagels, and 2 Jimmy Dean (TM) breakfast sausagee thingies" does not a gourmand make. |
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't want to sour the mood here at the Darl Appreciation Society inaugural bash. I'd like to point out to everyone that it was I who first encouraged Darl to post more, over on his other earlier thread. I was into this guy before the rest of you poseurs and bandwaggon-jumpers showed up. Which makes me only one degree less cool than the man himself.
Just wanted to point that out. |
At first I thought this was going to be one of your Rapier style "women should be glad men think they're prostitutes" type rants. Not a bad read, as it turned out. |
 What???  I really can't imagine what you're on about, but it sounds funny! Please, Mindmetoo, could you start me off with a few lines and let me take it from there? |
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Zenpickle
Joined: 06 Jan 2004
Location: Anyang -- Bisan
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That was very entertaining and reminded me of little disagreements with my girlfriend over my idea that you can't have Friday night without beer. When eating spicy and sticky foods, I need more than the shot glass of water given me. And the recent disagreement: Trust me, you want me to flush my used toilet paper. You don't want it in the trash can.
She has been quite understanding of these simple Rules of Zen, and I have learned to wipe down the floor before going to bed, to eat rice with each Korean meal, and to call her each night, even when I get home at 2 AM, to reinforce that I still love her. |
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Dan The Chainsawman
Joined: 05 May 2005
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| Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Good stuff! |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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| Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:24 am Post subject: |
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| JongnoGuru wrote: |
| mindmetoo wrote: |
At first I thought this was going to be one of your Rapier style "women should be glad men think they're prostitutes" type rants. Not a bad read, as it turned out. |
What??? I really can't imagine what you're on about, but it sounds funny! Please, Mindmetoo, could you start me off with a few lines and let me take it from there? |
I recall the often repeated topic of women complaining all Korean men assume they're russian prostitutes and Rapier theorizing women actually like this kind of attention, and if they didn't, they should. |
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