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[mithridates]

Oh, just say you're welcome and get along.

[Nowhere Man]

Indeed. I'm totally behind Gopher on this one.

If you'd read the Iron Sheik's recently de-classified parting words to the WWF, you'd know that Vince McMahon and Rowdy Roddy Piper were thorougly unfair to him throughout his career.

The man owned several camels, but, as commander of Chilean secret-security forces Rafael Barfelino revealed to me over ceviche in an undisclosed muy-cuidado location, he NEVER put one of those camels in the "camel clutch" position at the secret school of Guantanamo Bay, where I assure you he was also mitigatingly taught how to keep apple strudel from becoming too flaky.

Speaking of flakes, I ran into this guy during my master-of-all-knowledge course who didn't like Citizen Kane. Fortunately, my professor took him by the ears and made him read the CIA dossier. It was Rosebud. A sled, I tell you, though I know you're all very anti-sleddist. Please free yourselves from the shackles of such hatred.

Benjamin Franklin once had a sled. See: www.benjaminfranklinhadasled.com
As such, the electric chair is a fair and humane means to extinguish another's life. Since he discovered electricity, it wasn't to be expected. It was part of the context. Just accept it. Don't be biased.

Let me help you. The media is a device to keep you complacent until the divine moment when I deem it TIME to criticize Bush. Then, oh brothers, we will see the revolution!

Hey, I said THEN, oh brothers. Not about the hurricane business. No not that. As the great seer Tom Bosley spoke to us (in his double-top-secret communique), we must wait until he really fucks up.

Till then, it's flogging a dead horse. But, when the super-special moment arrives (as detailed in Pancho Villa's private letters to Vasco de Balboa, in which it is proven that nobody in Peyton Place suspected that Che Guevara was actually responsible for shooting JR, an anti-American act if there ever was one unless you factor in that it was ordered by JFK, whose illegitimate brother had a fondness for the backside of yaks, which I dispute due to the Ecuadoran response to the "Bay of Pigs" invasion as delineated in El Cid's famous "Mi casa es tu casa" speech not unlike what we hadn't expected from the archwizard Torquemada, a misunderstood man that Alexander Haig was never able to set straight). Aw crap, what was I talking about? Hellifiknow, but you obviously don't see it right in the context. Otherwise, you're just messing the whole thing up. You're just "like that" even after I've put it in cuz when I put it in context, dammit, it's IN CONTEXT, whether you flap your arms at me or not, you smug, hateful, borderline stalkers. I'M A LIBERAL! Just wait until I give the "OK" to attack. OK, you bunch of Chile peppers.


It simply stands. I did a master's degree in Chile. The rest of you are a bunch of non-thinking lunks imprisoned by your own primative inability to see things how I do.

OK? Get a grip!
Unless, of course, you agree with me.

[Gopher]

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