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captain kirk
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Suicide is NOT the way to go. I believe the Catholics think it's a sin. And the buddhists absolutely do not condone it.
I don't know why, exactly. But I'd say it has something to do with opting out of life. So why would you be granted a reincarnation that is fit for anything less than a dog. By dying by your own hand, you opted out of productive living. |
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poker player
Joined: 27 Sep 2004
Location: On the river
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 3:46 am Post subject: Re: It Is a Good Day to Die |
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Have you thought about death? If you are going to die, how would you like to go?
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My d.i.c.k in 1 hand and a 5 speed hurst in the other. |
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Kwangjuchicken
Joined: 01 Sep 2003
Location: I was abducted by aliens on my way to Korea and forced to be an EFL teacher on this crazy planet.
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| Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 4:29 am Post subject: Re: It Is a Good Day to Die |
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The recent earthquakes, tsunamis, and hurricanes are already taxing the whole world's relief efforts. The worst natural disasters in human history are continuing to be topped by succeeding ones. The Lord and the prophets have all made it clear that this would come upon the world in the last days, but this should not cause fear in Christians, but rather rejoicing--not because we are rejoicing at the suffering of others, but because our redemption is drawing near.
The kingdom is coming, and our King is going to restore the earth to the paradise He created it to be. He is going to remove all disease, pain, cruelty and suffering, and wipe every tear away from every eye. The tragic lessons of the part of creation that is trying to live without its Creator are nearly over--and the joys of redemption and restoration are about to begin. The kingdom is at hand, even at the door...............
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YES
PS: Today, 10/11 solar is 9/9 on the Lunatic Calander.
HAPPY CRAZY CHICKEN DAY   |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver
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| I don't know why, exactly. But I'd say it has something to do with opting out of life. So why would you be granted a reincarnation that is fit for anything less than a dog. By dying by your own hand, you opted out of productive living. |
I agree with you last statement.
If you believe in reincarnation, why does buddhism preach compassion. I mean if someone is suffering in the lifetime, doesn't it mean that they deserve their suffering?
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| I don't have time to waste contemplating my own mortality. I know I will eventually die one day, so why dwell on such things? |
What if Heaven is real. Wouldn't it be tragic to have missed out on the greatest opportunity, by a lack of curiousity and effort? |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: standing right behind you...
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| What if Heaven is real. Wouldn't it be tragic to have missed out on the greatest opportunity, by a lack of curiousity and effort? |
And what if monkeys fly out of my ass?
And one guy's idea of getting into heaven (e.g. blowing himself and innocent civilians to smithereens) and another guy's (e.g. saying 10 hail mary's after masturdebating in the morning shower) don't mesh. They can't all be right. Or can they? |
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JeJuJitsu
Joined: 11 Sep 2005
Location: McDonald's
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| I hope I die on the toilet. |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:05 am Post subject: |
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Damn, I thought this was a Starcraft thread.  |
me too...
Orders Captain, you've not enough minerals, you wanna a piece of me, ready to roll out... |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
Location: 3 cheers for Ted Haggard oh yeah!
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| Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 12:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Today is a good day for Benny Hinn to die |
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fiveeagles
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| Posted: Sat Oct 15, 2005 12:24 am Post subject: |
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| Today is a good day for Benny Hinn to die |
That sounds like a good ministry.
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| And one guy's idea of getting into heaven (e.g. blowing himself and innocent civilians to smithereens) and another guy's (e.g. saying 10 hail mary's after masturdebating in the morning shower) don't mesh. They can't all be right. Or can they? |
They have been deceived by satan. I can imagine those who kill others and think they will enter into paradise. It would probably go something like this...
You awake in darkness and the first thing you notice are smells of rotten flesh and mold, loud shrieks and an incredible painful heat. You get up and find the ground to be writhing in slime and maggots. One of your first thoughts is this sure doesn't look like the heaven that my terrorist leader told me about. Where are those naked girls? Well, maybe they sent you the wrong way. Unfortunately, the only direction one finds is downhill. Well, it has to be better than the present situation. So through feel, you touch your way down the tunnel. Yet, there is an ominous sense of evil and hatred in this place. You try calling out, but it is only answered by screams of horror.
All of a sudden a large spirit apprehends you. You struggle with all your strength, but it is useless, the spirit has great power. He is the size of a grizzly, with large fangs and has two broken wings. He is extremely menacing as he puts you in chains and throws you on the back of his pack animal. He leads you to the place of greatest torments. While you are traveling, other bat like spirits come and begin to rip the flesh off your body. The pain is excruciating. Your bodily form is ripped away and you have become a skeleton. The maggots continue to crawl over your body. The more you try to remove them, the more they come.
You pass a room, where you see a beautiful woman preparing herself. You cry out to her for help. Could there be hope in a place like this? She calls out in a foreign gothic language to the driver of the beast and all of a sudden it stops. She comes out of her luxurious room and begins to caress you. You begin to relax and think that this is only a dream. When all of a sudden she rakes her nails down your bones. She begins to curse you and spits in your face. She orders the driver to take you away and she returns to her room. You see a name on her door and it says, ��The Queen of hell.��
The journey ends at the belly of hell. Your place in hell is a special one because you have served Satan well. The large spirit takes you off the pack animal and places you into your new home. It is a cave with bars. The belly of hell is lined with similar cells like this one. Miles high and miles long, filled with other people who denied Christ. If you had only listened to the small voice in your head, that killing innocent people would only send you here.
The large spirit leaves, but before going, he tells you that you will soon met Satan. He stabs you with his large spear and laughs at your torment. Your pain and suffering brings glory to Satan. He leaves, but the sounds, smell and heat replace his absence. There is no silence, only screams and horrible sounds. The spirit returns often to torment you. The torments are many, but one of his greatest enjoyments is to rip you apart and use your bones as a scavenger hunt. The other demons go in search of your bones and bring them back to the larger demon. You want to die, but that is the problem, this is death.
Over time, the spirit comes to bring you before Satan. He is seated in a black throne in the midst of other demons. The other demons are ministering to his needs and are being sent on special envoys. He stops his activities and mockingly asks you how your time has been, if you have enjoyed your stay. He takes special delight in passing judgment. You scream out in hatred, I killed in the name of Allah and he will come and protect me. Satan begins to laugh and laugh until the demons in the room join in the crescendo. You have been deceived. Satan has used you as an instrument of his terror. He sits down and beckons a demon to pull out a book. He pulls it forth and opens it to your records. "Ahhh, I see you have served me well." You killed over 100 people in your terrorist activities and many of those people are now here in hell serving me. He begins to laugh again, but this time his body begins to burn in flames. The flames grow until they reach you and cover your body. The pain is intense and is excruciating. You begin to scream and cry. He licks his lips at your torture, because your suffering is his glory. What you have sown on earth will now be reaped for eternity.
In your memory, you go back to a place where ministers of the gospel had told you of His grace. You are wondering what is happening to you, because it feels so real. You reach out for those ministers and try to cry out the name of Jesus, but it's useless; you are in hell for eternity.
Satan begins to laugh and calls out for the demons to take you back to your new home.
Christ died so we could all be saved through His sacrifice and not endure such a place for eternity. There is only way of salvation and it is to believe in Jesus Christ. |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| The torments are many, but one of his greatest enjoyments is to rip you apart and use your bones as a scavenger hunt. The other demons go in search of your bones and bring them back to the larger demon. You want to die, but that is the problem, this is death. |
Stephen King, you nutter! Get your heinie off this board and back to work, stat! |
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fiveeagles
Joined: 19 May 2005
Location: Vancouver
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| Is that really from a stephen king novel? I don't read or watch anything of his. |
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The Man known as The Man
Joined: 29 Mar 2003
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| Is that really from a stephen king novel? I don't read or watch anything of his. |
YOu obviously have your depiction of hell from Stephe King, ora an earlier, more acceptable author in evangelical circles, Dante.
Of course, you aren't exactly sputing herely, because you started with the words "I imagine" |
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fiveeagles
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I haven't read either of them. I personally think Stephen King has sold his soul and would never read his shite. As for Dante, I haven't read his books. Could it be that people see a similar thing?
Maybe Hell is actually real? |
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mack the knife
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:01 am Post subject: |
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| Maybe Hell is actually real? |
It is. I've been there. It's 20 kindergarten kids throwing wooden blocks, smearing boogers on each other, and sticking their fingers up your butt every time you blink, all in a 10X15 room with no Korean co-teacher at 8:15a.m. |
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Hanson
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| Posted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 7:01 am Post subject: |
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What if Heaven is real. Wouldn't it be tragic to have missed out on the greatest opportunity, by a lack of curiousity and effort?
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What if it isn't? Wouldn't it be tragic to have spent so much time worshipping a God that isn't there?
The way I see it, if God is there ('big if' is a huge understatement here), he won't mind you not believing in him if you've been a good person in your life.
Be a good person and you'll be fine.
If not believing in the Christian view of God is a sin, there are a $hitload of souls on their way to hell...
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It is. I've been there. It's 20 kindergarten kids throwing wooden blocks, smearing boogers on each other, and sticking their fingers up your butt every time you blink, all in a 10X15 room with no Korean co-teacher at 8:15a.m.
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With a hangover. |
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